Pouring one out for @joeovies. You were the best to work with in radio, and once a year even after it was over for me.
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Taught an 8th grader how to use the index in a physical book today. #teachingismagic
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High School, I would’ve been a 1
College was a 2
Now, I’m a 5 or die
Replying to @Chris_Grosse
OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)
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I didn’t have @lizzo plays a 200 year old crystal flute that belonged to Pres. James Madison in my lesson plan for today…but here we are. 🎶🔥🎶
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD THIS FAMOUS CRYSTAL FLUTE BEFORE
NOW YOU HAVE
IM THE FIRST & ONLY PERSON TO EVER PLAY THIS PRESIDENTIAL 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE— THANK YOU @librarycongress ❤️
I’ve never not had this scene in my head when eating at a “fancy” restaurant.
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Why you should keep your iPhone unlocked…unintentional comedy.
My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
Oh, look…it’s me talking to every kid that thinks adults have nothing to say.
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Glad tidings to all who celebrate…
Today is a fantastic day in history. 🍗
#OnThisDay in 1977, the first ever @Bojangles opened in Charlotte, North Carolina! 👏
What does a teacher do when it's the summer and the kids are at camp? Rocks a mic like a vandal...hitting the air today at 3pm on @999TheFan with (somehow still my buddy) @joeovies!
















