Joined February 2016
RULES ON MY TL 🔥🔥🔥 Some have complained that I blocked them. Yes I did. Here are my guidelines: Tell me what to do: block Try silence me: block Outraged: block Nitpick: mute Be kind: like Be insightful: will follow you.
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There is no leadership in South Africa People just get murdered on the streets. No one is safe in that country
BREAKING NEWS | Foreign national beaten to death in Durban KZN. It is alleged the victim was assaulted by about 50 people and declared dead at the scene.
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We have comedians here imitating the Chinese. The Chinese also have comedians in Guangzhou imitating African buyers 😂😂
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Ko mudododo hitmaker waakutorerwa mota futi? 😭 Mombe yokuronzerwa igama wakaringa nzira 😭
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This one wants to benefit from whose money? Little knowledge is dangerous
Zimb has a US$66 billion economy. Fine, but can people benefit from that money? Where are the jobs? Where are the decent wages? Why is life still so expensive? You can make the economy look big on paper, but if people are still struggling to survive, what are they celebrating?
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Idziwo idzi 😂 You grab power, take charge of an organization and it fails under you, gets rotten under you, then you turn around and blame rottenness 😂😂 That’s just like saying my leadership skills are rotten. It’s like saying I accept my ineptitude with a clear conscience 😂😂
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Zvimwe Zvese mungataure asi kunaBabe haako 😂
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Idzi dinodawo drama and attention idzi 😂
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The soup theory. Do you agree with it @Mavhure ? 😂
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Victor can and see G6 😂😂😂
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This level of exports from January to September is massive for the country! It’s unprecedented. We must accelerate value addition so that we don’t just dig and ship out minerals
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mmatigari retweeted
2/ This 1 is called feso. When u crush the leaves, they r slippery. It also has medicinal properties and can be used for cleaning and cleansing your hair & scalp. Natural shampoo & hair food. The fruit (feso) has two sharp pins that prick painfully when u step on it.
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Zimbabwe is projected to be Africa’s 14th largest economy in 2026 with a GDP of $65.92 billion, supported by agriculture and mining recovery. Zimbabwe’s economic growth is forecast at 5% for 2026, lower than Tanzania’s projected 5.9%, due in part to different monetary policies. Zimbabwe continues to face persistent challenges from high inflation, currency volatility, and significant debt arrears, restricting access to international finance. Tanzania, in contrast, has strengthened the use of its national currency, seen stronger GDP growth, and diversified through major energy and infrastructure investments.
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Trying too hard 😂 It doesn’t come naturally
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Kim Jong Un
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Zimbabwe will host the 25th Summit of COMESA Heads of State and Government scheduled for this Thursday at the New Parliament Building in Mt. Hampden. There is an ongoing 19th COMESA Business Forum and Exhibition currently underway at the Rainbow Towers HICC in Harare. In case you hadn’t noticed: •all traffic lights along Second Street and Nemakonde Way have been fixed and are now working - including the infamously dead lights at Harare Dr/Nemakonde Way intersection as well those at Nemakonde Way/King George intersection. •The City of Harare even fixed the sewage that had been leaking for two months at the intersection of Nemakonde Way and Belfast in Avondale West/Emerald Hill. •The Westgate roundabout was resurfaced after being left unattended back in 2024. We should have these COMESA summit more often - perhaps twice a year.
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Just scrap IMTT altogether
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She quit, finally She was overrated
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Vaudze kuti Makandiwa unouraya 😂😂 By the way, at what point did Makandiwa quit imitating Evangelist Chiweshe?
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Passenger 34 😂😂 Good evening @TembaMliswa
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