Florida drivers got two reaction times: “too damn late” and “why you honking?” 😭 You can put your blinker on in Broward and they’ll process that information by the time you reach Orlando.

Shout out to @OfficiallyIce for going on this seasons Married at first sight. That takes a lot of courage

The Cardinals so bad this don’t even look like football. This look like 11 guys who met in the parking lot 20 minutes before kickoff and agreed to just see what happens 😭😭

I’m old enough to remember Minesweeper on Windows had me defusing bombs with absolutely no military training. One wrong click and the whole Dell Inspiron was fighting for its life. 😭

The Game and Rick Ross have 24 hours to respond

With this logic, Joe can’t sit with himself

They’re remaking my fave movie!!! I could shed a thug tear right now!

Ben and drake got the same doctor?

Why nobody told me bloodchella was last night?!?!

The Tri-Rail here in south Florida is less of a transportation system and more of a daily experiment in how much inconvenience one person can tolerate before losing their mind. constant delays, which would be understandable if the stations and train cars were at least clean.

Based off of this… giants finishing last in the division

Miami housing is so weird… theirs a house that’s listed at $650K, no garage, one bathroom, built in 1957, but you can see a palm tree from the driveway. Then the HOA is $900 a month and the listing says “great investment opportunity”

If jayz performs records from best of both world with R. Kelly live from a jail feed… this timeline might go up in flames

Happy Hov the goat night!

That’s the easiest money Connor Mcgregror ever made

Paris is one of my fave places to visit!

Fenix flexing ain’t no different from Tommy richman

If the Knicks win the championship, Times Square gonna look like Gotham City after Batman retired. Pure chaos. Somebody gonna have to check on the pigeons and rats.

Yo, at the 10 second mark, a rat literally scurries across the desk on the left 😂😂😂