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Husband, Daddy, Harlequin, Flopper, CAD engineer, Full time magic weaver & miracle shitter

Joined February 2009
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Out on a school night... Socially distanced cider 🍏🍎 @TomRussell91 @mattyj3
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Harlequin CC 2013 - 2019 Facebook and Youtube Live Stream. Tuesday 31st March at 8.30pm 🎭🎉 facebook.com/593650410697407…
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Just in case this season is abandoned.... we need to acknowledge they tried #LFC #nofootball #Liverpool
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Hysterical night watching @williamhanson & @jordannorth1 doing #HelpISextedMyBoss live in Bristol #FussyEater 😂 @TomRussell91 @mattyj3
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I might go for 11 @scott_hoops03 GK De gea 🇪🇸 CB Komapny 🇧🇪 CB Cahill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 CB Azpelaqueta 🇪🇸 CM Kante 🇫🇷 CM Toure 🇨🇮 CM Silva 🇪🇸 RW Sterling 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 AM Rooney 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 LW Hazard 🇧🇪 CF Aguero 🇦🇷 Manager sean dych. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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matthew williams retweeted
Can't stop laughing Google "manchester united" When the menu comes up Click players.. Look at Maguire!! 😂😂 Thank me later!!
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I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶
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matthew williams retweeted
Jonny Bairstow, top notch shithousery #TheAshes2019
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matthew williams retweeted
We can confirm we will offer Jack Leach free glasses for life
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I #ScrumTogether with @DoveMen to win a signed England jersey. Pick your team by 8pm today & you could too!

matthew williams retweeted
Replying to @FootyAccums
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Professional and friendly to make your big day a special one!
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Bridgwater carnival. Didn't realise you were a fan
Three more sleeps until... 👉🏽👦🏽👈🏽
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matthew williams retweeted
Proper job 📻 Burnham boy @AndyBennett01 has taken over BBC Somerset's Afternoon Show with a little bit of help from @TheWurzels.
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1 Man dies every 45 minutes from Prostate Cancer. We are trying to do something about that over the 2 weeks of carnival concerts by raising money for @ProstateUK Join the group and follow the fun! m.facebook.com/groups/297791…
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matthew williams retweeted
I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: rightmove.co.uk/s6p/66914488
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Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x
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Hate watching football with a Leeds fan. #delpthisdelphthat #league1
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