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maxime garcia diaz

@maximegarc

poetry mfa '25 @iowawriterswksp • author of the network must be built (bezige bij 2025)

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2014
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I love my own tweets They're exactly the kind of tweets that I like to see
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Blue wave and my first tweet where the number was abbreviated!!!!!!!!
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Kind of sad how you can't see each individual like anymore though
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America did a really good job voting and I have a popular tweet. Life is good
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I want to be a flower that lives for 2 weeks in winter and thats all. The whole universe & all of time is in 2 weeks
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Wtf does rout mean. Pick a more common verb for this historic moment
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I had the tweet: "It is my goal in life to move towards having a desk in my bedroom" in drafts. Guess what? Before I could even tweet it I achieved it
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And that's okay, because it wasn't a very good tweet anyway
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I am not a public universal friend like most people I am a private particular friend
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Same except I don't go to work
pawg$lave (@cumclog) profile picturepawg$lave@cumclogNov 2
First thing I do in the morning is get on here and read tweets until my heart starts beating faster and faster and my hands start shaking and my breathing gets more rapid and shallow. Then I go to work
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While I am asleep my hair is growing and so are my nails and so is my credit score
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ravn@mfnravnOct 31
i do this shit for 0 likes and 3 unfollows idc
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Every day, breakfast lunch and dinner. And it just goes on and on
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Sorry to my followers that lately I have been tweeting about tweeting so much. I'm kind of a "meta" sort of person
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I love when I retweet my own tweet and get a brand-new like on it or even a couple. It's more bang for my tweet
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Americans are so serious about happy hour
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how im moving right now
owli (is bird pilled) (@owlithology) profile pictureowli (is bird pilled)@owlithologyOct 26
my neighborhood mockingbird disappeared for like six months and came back and now it knows like. twice the amount of songs. you go girl
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Like a tweet today! Ideally, one of the ones I just tweeted
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But you can pick a different one too tweeted by somebody else, if you hate me and want me to die
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maxime garcia diaz@maximegarcAug 19
Feel free to like my tweets if you like them btw
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A step-by-step plan hates to see me coming
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I don't really know what this means
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