Writer @someecards, @thechive, @splitsider. Coined the phrase: "That's so Wolf!" šŗ. Founder of the Anti-Panini coalition.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2009
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Dude wants to have sex with an old ladyās broken computer monitor.
Gorgeous? Calm down bro.
an older lady brought in her gorgeous 2004 Apple Cinema Display because it finally gave out AFTER 22 YEARS!! š¤Æ
this is one of John Ternusās earliest Apple projects. over two decades of real-world use from a single display. what a run ššš
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She walked out on me after 4 years, gang.
Devastatedā¦
Saddest part is that I was so close to shipping a project Iāve been Vibe coding for her.
Sheāll never get to see -
https://visual_guide_for_pleasing_your_man.html
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For me, this was in the 6th grade when this young man šš¼ nervously approached my crush and asked her to sit at the same table in the cafeteria.
She responded by kicking me in the nuts.
Kinda shaped my world view.
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I see a lot of you at the gym working abs, glutes, etc.
Youāre neglecting your MFN rhomboids and thatās exactly what chicks dig.
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Gym bro talk that makes me want to quit exercising and just be fat:
āFast twitch muscle fibers.ā
āWhatās your pre-workout protocol?ā
āTime under tension.ā
āDrop sets.ā
āHow much creatine?ā
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Got scolded for āchecking outā a girlās backside.
Thereās a big difference between checking out someoneās ass vs. merely analyzing the dimensions, which is what I was doing.
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Currently watching the American football match between San Francisco and Philadelphia and it's clear that if I dropped ~20 pounds, I could easily play in the league.
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Iām sitting on information that could rock the entire South Scottsdale 55+ PickleBall community.
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Nobody wants to talk about the fact that everything going on in Minnesota is because of the SNOW.
Not enough hate for inclement weather on this platform.
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