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The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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There is something about listening to Pound Cake/Paris Morton Music 2 in Houston on the hwy that is just different.
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Nikita Kucherov passing Dylan Larkin on the NHL trade board
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT. HES SCARED OF LOSING AND IS TRYING TO BRING VOTERS BACK TO HIM. HE IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE. VOTE FOR TALARICO
Ken Paxton calls for the elimination of property taxes in Texas.
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I know Patrick Stewart is known and loved for Star Trek and being Professor X but him being Agent Avery Bullock on American Dad will always be the GOAT
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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My favorite fellas in the World! Fred (parents cat I raised that is stuck in Missouri) and Jimbo!
Today is National Cat Day.
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Aaron Ashby talks about wanting to be like the 2015 Royals bullpen alongside @TheRealHoz35 on the desk ⤵️
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I bet the whole state of Wisconsin is having a generational hangover today.
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It's been a good run LeBron
JALEN SLAWSON CHASEDOWN BLOCK ON LEBRON JAMES Has words for LeBron after. 👀
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Ottawa, Winnipeg, St. Louis, Columbus, Utah.
If you were an NHL player, which 5 cities would be on your No-Trade List? 👀❌
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Vote for Gina Hinojosa so we can have a baddie Governor.
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Get your James TalaFreak On!!!!!!
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If they repeal the 22nd amendment Obama gonna beat Trump in a landslide.
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Andy and Veach really said
Harrison Butker’s 15 missed kicks are most in NFL from 2025-26 Justin Tucker’s 16 missed kicks in 2023-24 were tied for second most in NFL
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Lane Thomas does this every game for the Royals and he ain't even that good.
Have you ever seen this in Baseball?
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Send a 1st bro idc. Mahomes can’t keep throwing to D3 receivers.
🚨 The #Jets Garrett Wilson has been linked to the #49ers and #Chiefs ahead of the NFL Trade Deadline per CBS Sports
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Defending this organization with my all for years on end just for them to sign Justin Tucker
Just in: The #Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker, per @SamMcDowell11. He will start on the practice squad with Harrison Butker's recent struggles.
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On this day 12 years ago, Yordano Ventura throws 7 scoreless innings in game 6 while honoring his recently deceased friend Oscar Taveras on his hat, as the Royals win 10-0 and force a game 7 Miss you always Ace 30💙
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