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I am a female sheep with a special ability to tweet, and I'm not a horny animal.

in denial
Joined March 2011
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Loving someone is a choice. Whatever feelings you think you have for someone, time will test it, and you'd have to make that decision to stay or leave. -Em'O
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We are very generous. It's just that we don't have what it takes to be generous.
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Testing your man with your friend? Make no mistake. You go regret. #DateRush
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Never.
Replying to @maxwirl
ELjibitikiu tinz anaaa😂😂😂
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Ah! I'm "straighter" than you. The guy is handsome. Nothing wrong with saying that.
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The guy with the gold hair is really fine. #NoHomo #DateRush
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They never lead with the fact that they have baby daddies or mammas. They wait for you to like or want them, and then, bam! They hit you with it. There's nothing wrong with having a child or two, but I deserve to know. #DateRush
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Massa massa... you're talking too much. #DateRush
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Personally, love is communication and a choice to care about someone.#DateRush
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I recently heard this from somewhere, and I thought it was cool.
When you take shortcuts eventually you get cut short.
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Same people who doubt you are single, and claiming a great guy like you couldn't be single would still not want to have you for themselves. Scam
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He came home saying he saw freedom catching a chick today. I didn't quite get him until I saw him pointing at an eagle on the television, and screaming, "freedom".
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People will see what they want to see. You can hold a placard with touching inscriptions, but it's your torn shirt in the armpit region someone would be focused on.
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One of truest truths I've heard by far.
And you keep asking why.
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And you keep asking why.
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It’s amazing how politicians can open their mouths and lie without feeling some way…
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What happened to blackberry phones?
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You chased a girl for months. Got tired of waiting. Another girl accepted to be your woman shortly after. The previous girl calls asking to be your woman now. You tell her you've found someone. Then the new girl comes to tell you she made a mistake accepting your proposal.
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Matter no dey. You go bring the matter. Matter way you ankasa be guilty of. So how do these people even think? #DateRush
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Adwobi is pretty. Really is. #DateRush
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