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| 21 | he/him | closest thing to Mickey Barnes irl | primetime, film, music | mdni | pathetic loser |

Washington, DC
Joined November 2025
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Omg he’s a freak He wanna eat that boy up yo😭😭😭😭
i 😭 feel 😭 sick 😭😭
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Primetime 2026 Film By Lance Oppenheim Cinematographer: David Bolen
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The power imbalance specifically in the baseball scene.. Chris rocketing the ball 100mph and Dans constant “sorry I’ll get it” after weak throws…does something to me
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I fucking love fucking primetime fucking primetime fucking saved my fucking life
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I’m bricked I fucking love this soundtrack
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Chris grooming the FUCK outta that lil decoy
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Profreshinal gooner bruh
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GOD PRIMETIME EDITS ARE ABOUT TO GO INSANE I CANT WAIT
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I can’t with their size difference I’m actually going feral
This is great
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I can’t fucking wait for scene packs of Chris Hansen w that black turtleneck outfit omfg
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GAWD the way he looks back at him and says “you remind me of my son” stop it
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When Chris says “I need that one he’s perfect” talking about Dan omfg
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Must..stay awake… need… primetime….so…slepey..
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Mickey 17 is so underrated like I love that damn movie
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Mannn I got work at 6am but I MIGHT just have to stay up for primetime
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Help I’m famous guys
Can we talk abt how insane the primetime soundtrack is for a minute
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This is literally the loser posting behind this acc btw he is me
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Tboy Dan plum truthers unite
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Top 10 Chris Hansen Virginity/Purity Kink Moments
the smile at “you’re nervous? that’s okay me too” …………
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