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@maybef4n

I watch the Astros and I know things. Y’all means all

Joined September 2022
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Secretary Brooke Rollins (@SecRollins) profile pictureSecretary Brooke Rollins
@SecRollins4h
Some costumes come with a price tag. This one comes with a prison sentence. To anyone stealing from American taxpayers: The tricks are over. The treats are running out. Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Dressing up as a downtown bridge so someone will hit on me
ABC13 Houston (@abc13houston) profile pictureABC13 Houston
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Brazos entrance ramp to IH-45 northbound lanes closed after bridge strike, HPD says abc13.com/post/brazos-entran…
Brazos entrance ramp to IH-45 northbound lanes closed after bridge strike, HPD says

Brazos entrance ramp to IH-45 northbound lanes closed after bridge strike, HPD says

The Brazos entrance ramp to the northbound lanes of Interstate 45 were closed Friday night after a bridge strike, according to Houston police.

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No one knows whether Jim will try to steamroll the new GM or if the new GM will let him. And we probably won’t know until late 2027 or 2028 so let’s just see what happens
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Whatever. Get to work. Go Stros
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Well I guess I have a favorite NL team now
620 WTMJ (@620wtmj) profile picture620 WTMJ
@620wtmjOct 30
Roll out the Barrel, UW Marching Band
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Hold up. They were big-chiefing darts in the batting cages during the playoff run? Yeah these are my people
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You don’t take a Stanley cup to the dome for no reason. Something was said
KHOU 11 News Houston (@KHOU) profile pictureKHOU 11 News Houston
@KHOUOct 29
!! WARNING !! Video contains violence that some may find difficult to watch A man was knocked unconscious during a fight at a Sugar Land softball complex during a game between 12-year-old girls' teams. Now there's fallout from two different softball organizations. Full story and video: khou.com/article/news/crime/…
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Taking a big walk today. It’s perfect out. Just enough sun on your face and just enough wind at your back
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Loudly cussed out a guy that stopped his truck in the crosswalk and he decided to get out and talk to me about it. Pretty sure next time he’ll think again before blocking a crosswalk
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New suggestive baseball photo just dropped
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Manfred: Look at these fans! Otherworldly! Coming together! Kids celebrating! One of a kind! Unreal! Total dominance!
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LA sports fans- Dodgers : $1B payroll went nowhere Chargers: 0-6 Rams: 3-4 Lakers: Luka and the Whites Clippers: 1-2, always suck
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The brewers have been the best team in baseball the last few years so they deserve this. Good on them. Also, fuck Bud Selig
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That roof at the Trop is a menace
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Tough campaign for the Jews
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 28
Moreno says El-Sayed can’t be a senator because he doesn’t understand that Jesus came here for our salvation.
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I’d be livid if it was that loud in Daikin from opposing fans in the World Series
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Like, sleep in a cold holding tank livid
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Called the Draft Kings hotline for problem gamblers and they recommended a 4 team parlay
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Ernie announced his retirement on a Lebron night for Inside the NBA. A truly great broadcaster that always understood the business
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This is the opposite of the Yordan trade
King Roy (@RoyIsThaTruth) profile pictureKing Roy
@RoyIsThaTruthOct 28
We, the Black Delegation, would like to trade NiKKKi Minaj for Ms. Rachel. 😅
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