
Esq. Poet. // I Hope You Leave Here With More Questions Than Answers. #COYG!
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When I still smoked, we had this spot around Garki marrket where we lit up. Myself, Fred, Leke & 'Vlad'. We were rolling up to smoke per usual one time when Leke suddenly said he felt wet all over like he had just taken a bath. He kept saying his shorts were soaked but we could-
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Destiny can only be delayed not denied ...
Peter Obi is a man whose Time has come....
The aura is unmatched...
Nigeria must be OK ✌️✌️✌️
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This is the Delta state Cooridnator of the Obidient Movement, Cmr Favour Emerure still receiving treatment after being attacked by thugs yet the govt is blaming NDC for the crises.
We are all rallying around him.
Delta Govt Blames NDC, Obidient Supporters For Asaba Rally Attack | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4zBcYJl
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Residents seen evacuating their belongings after their solar panel caught f!re.
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Some of you married men in this community, please be careful with what you're doing.
Not every wife is the same.
Some wives wish not to know what you're doing, as long as you're doing what you need to do.
But some still go the extra mile to catch you.
To avoid causing more issues in your marriage, I don't get to post the DMs of your wives.
I only try to advise them to allow peace reign because me sef no pure.
In the last one month, not less than 15 married women have been to my DMs to report their husbands that are followers.
And the funny part?
These women were introduced to my page by their husbands.
I know it's all love, but make una dey try know the kind wives wey una marry and act accordingly.
End.
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1961: Nigeria was the first African nation to break diplomatic relations with France, and the day was 5 January 1961.
That was not a quiet diplomatic quarrel. That was Nigeria standing up in front of the whole world and saying, enough is enough.
France had gone into the Sahara Desert and exploded an atomic bomb, the third one, on 27 December 1960. They called it Gerboise Rouge.
Nigeria had warned them before the test. African leaders had warned them. The people had warned them. The fear was simple and real.
The harmattan wind could carry radioactive fallout south, into Nigeria and into other African countries, and poison the air, the water, the soil, and the bodies of innocent people who had never asked for any bomb.
France tested anyway.
Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa did not hide behind a statement.
On the evening of Dec. 28th 1960, The French Ambassador, Raymond Offroy, was summoned to the Foreign Ministry and told of the Nigerian Government's “concern” over France's explosion of an atomic bomb in the Sahara, then January 5th, 1961, Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa summoned the French ambassador in Lagos, Raymond Offroy, and told him face to face that Nigeria was cutting diplomatic relations with France.
He personally handed him the letter. In that letter, Balewa spoke of the greatest resentment at the unalloyed intransigence of the French Government and the utter disregard with which that Government had treated the feelings of Nigerians on the question of atomic tests in the Sahara Desert.
Then came the part the French would never forget. The ambassador and his embassy staff were given only forty eight hours to leave Nigeria. Forty eight hours. And to make the message even sharper, Nigeria barred French planes and vessels from using Nigerian airports and ports, cancelled French transit rights through Nigeria, banned French ships from its coastal waters, and froze French assets in the country.
Think about that. This was 1961. Nigeria had only become independent on 1 October 1960. Barely three months into independence, a young African country looked one of the most powerful nations on earth in the eye and said, if you will not respect African lives, you will not enjoy African friendship.
That is why this story still matters. It was not only about a bomb in the desert. It was about dignity. It was about a new nation refusing to be treated as if its people did not matter. It was Nigeria saying that African lives are not expendable, and that no friendship is worth the silence that allows your neighbour to be poisoned.
Nigeria paid a price for that courage. Relations with France stayed broken until 1965. But history remembers who spoke first, and who acted first.
On 5 January 1961, Nigeria spoke, and Nigeria acted.
Let us never forget that this country once had the courage to stand alone for Africa.
If this history moved you, drop a comment and share it, so the next generation will know what Nigeria once stood for.
Now You Know
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A fake pastor in Uromi gathered people in a town for “special prayers” and told everyone to drop their phones while they pray. Then he ran away with all the phones 😭
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The aggressor is now playing the victim lmao.
You have very limited options
Don't attack us
Don't attack our campaign
Don't Rig
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I was skimming through the manual of our generator, and I saw where oyinbo man said that the generator is supposed to work 50hrs a year.
Lol😆😆
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Seyi Tinubu supervises vote buying with City Boys-branded toolboxes.
Full video.
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Logical pipo were silent at that demise.
Logical pipo found their voice when thugs collect.
"Logical pipo" na thuggery sympathizers and enablers.
May logical pipo share in the portion of what await thugs.
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I just watched a sad video of an alleged political thugh being attacked by angry Nigerians. Someone was asking him if he didnt want Nigeria to be better & while running & bl££ding he said "na work dem call us for". Does it mean if they call u for work to unalive som1 u'ill do it?
The City Boys Movement is reportedly collecting people’s PVCs and copying their VINs.
@inecnigeria, doesn’t this amount to election rigging even before election day?
If you have family in the villages, call and warn them not to hand over their PVC just so the VIN can be copied.
People are giving out their PVCs simply because of the Umbrella 🌂. Can you imagine the level of poverty driving this?
#TinubuMustGo
#SayNoToAPC
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The day Arsenal turned Atlético Madrid’s defensive masterclass into a nightmare. Simeone came with a plan, but Arteta sent him home with four goals and plenty to think about. WHAT A STATEMENT!
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In 2023, Governor Bassey Otu’s polling unit, Primary School, Adiabo Okurikang (PU 09-15-01-003) in Odukpani, Cross River, had 684 voters on the register.
The 2026 preliminary register has 3,092.
That’s 2,408 new voters, a 352% increase and one of the biggest jumps of any polling unit in Nigeria.
Look closely at the photos. Many of them appear to be AI-generated or stock images from the internet, and some faces are turned sideways. Photos captured live at a registration point don’t look like this.
#Mundx #INEC #NigeriaDecides2027
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Replying to @PremiumTimesng
It was better that Tinubu won in 2023 and used his own hands to unveil the much hyped "Master Strategist" propaganda mask...though at the high cost of wasted 4 years and decades of loans repayments and setback for Nigeria. Tinubu was really unmasked in this 4 years...
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I beg you in the name of your ancestors, come and rig our votes, Abeggggggg!
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For those who don't know the story behind the issue, let me enlighten you.
It happened in Billiri, Gombe State.
The Billiri monarch was elected as a new emir after the old one died. The vote was 9/10 in favour of the late emir's child, but Inuwa Yahaya, the governor of Gombe State, who clearly threatened Christians in Gombe State in one of his public addresses and even closed clubs and bars because they sell alcohol, imposed a Muslim who is a distant relative of the former emir.
The local government is 97% Christian, but Inuwa Yahaya, in his quest to continue the Dan Fodio legacy, imposed a Muslim on them. Governor Inuwa Yahaya is a very good friend of El-Rufai and listens to his advice. In fact, it is rumoured that they are in-laws. Many people believe that it was El-Rufai who told him to do so.
What happened to these people is very wrong, and, to say the least, they have the right to protest against this injustice.
Do you think peace will reign if a Christian is imposed on a local government that is 97% Muslim?
































