Jenny

I don't condone violence, but people who walk down escalators and then immediately walk at a snails pace once they get off them deserve a slap round the back of the head. Moreso in tube stations. If you can walk quickly down moving stairs you can walk on solid ground.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If a fox shits in a metal dog bowl DON'T pour hot water in it to clean it out. Say goodbye to the bowl. Bin it. Burn it. Just get rid. It's not worth it. THE SHARTICLES ARE INTENSE. 🤢

Losers of #ImACeleb: Jimmy Bullard, David Haye and, at the very end, Sinitta. Winners of #ImACeleb: Everyone else. @antanddec are legends. Don't give Jimmy and David more press and a chance to bully.

Jimmy Bullard embarrassed himself on #ImACeleb as has David Haye. Was Adam aggressive? Yeah. Was he abusive? If C-bombs were used, yeah. Adam would admit both. Was he intimidating?! Grow the fuck up & don't be a pussy. Milking it for more £ like he did the way he left.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but seemingly a lot of people - when the "bus stopping" sign is lit, it means THE BUS IS STOPPING AT THE NEXT STOP. Look up from your phones before pressing the button. Swear the button on this bus I'm on was pressed 10 times for 1 stop 🙄

David & Victoria Beckham need no publicity. Everyone knows who they are and what their brand is. Why would they feed shit to the media? Brooklyn and his Mrs are nepo babies needing something to keep them in the press. Even with all this "feud" drama, what do they actually do?!

Can mobile phones please start coming with charging points situated around the top half of the phone and not the bottom edge so you can still use the phone whilst charging without bending the cable to shit?! How is this not a thing already?

Questionable choice by @sainsburys Local on Bellevue Road to run the half hour cleaning process on their @CostaCoffee machine 45mins after their 9am opening and when most people would get a coffee.

Martin Kemp has not been value for money for ITV in #ImACeleb. Doesn't even offer himself for the trials. Boring. And Kelly always seemed pretty fake in there. Had to be the loudest voice. Also boring. Ginge, Jack, Aitch and Shona for Cyclone. Any of them to win.

Amazon drivers who stop in the middle of the road NEXT TO A SPACE THEY COULD HAVE PARKED IN & block the road for everyone else are a special kind of arsehole. Esp the 1 who did it in front of me & turned engine off. After a few words from me he sure as shit parked in that space.

My boyfriend and I are both walking 100miles this month for Cancer Research. We've both done over 90 miles so far and raised just under £600! If you want to donate to @CR_UK, then please consider doing it via our fundraising link here: fundraise.cancerresearchuk.o…

No more golden buzzers and yet, they still load the gold confetti. There's too much bullshitting with #BGT these days and Simon Cowell repeating himself is being overused as filler.

PSA: If you're going to @C2Cfestival this weekend, please be aware that the @AXS_UK and @TheO2 official apps may tell you to go to different entrances for the arena gig. AXS told us Entrance B with The O2 telling us the correct Entrance H. Valuable time if you're cutting it fine!

Every time I look at the @Dominos_UK app I see the Tuna Supreme and wonder what tuna on a pizza is like but.....I don't think I'll ever be able to bring myself to order it to try because......it's tuna. On a pizza.

Catching up on #BGT and my god, watching Auzzy Blood was insane. I have never watched anything on TV, let alone an act on BGT, through my fingers before. Horrifically brilliant.

It's amazing that Louis Walsh agreed to be in the #Boyzone #NoMatterWhat documentary because he does not come out of it well at all. Just finished ep1 and he comes across as a selfish, power driven, lying, manipulative little prick. Not sure the other eps will change opinion.