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The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. MCR 🇧🇼

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Joined September 2012
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People who work nights being woken up by the solar eclipse at 7:11pm tonight
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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«This Team» that wins everything. Ehhhhh, not. 🩵
THIS TEAM ✊
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Mad how scousers can just decide when they want to be English at the drop of a hat.
"It just doesn't feel right to me that we have a foreign coach" Jamie Carragher believes England should have an English manager 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Yer bird buys hair off temu
DONT buy hair from Temu 🤦‍♂️
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You wont expect whats on the back of this. Cheers @dhgate
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& one of the Hairy Bikers has died, definitely something fishy
In the past two months: • King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer. • Kate Middleton has had abdominal surgery and not been seen since December. • Sarah, Duchess of York was diagnosed with skin cancer. • Prince Edward is ‘stepping back’ from Royal Duties. • Thomas Kingston, who married into the British Royal Family, died suddenly. • Jacob Rothschild died. • King of Norway rushed to hospital with infection. • Pope Francis rushed to hospital. • Queen of Denmark announced shock abdication. • Two Black Horses were spotted with a ‘captured’ White Horse and Black Flag outside Buckingham Palace. It can’t just be me who thinks this is a little bit weird, right? 🤔
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" Look at this muthafucka look, Mexican combat Gillet. Stab proof bullet proof and panic alarm built in"
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Spilt more than that in the Barry Evans on my trainers
My social drinking has cost me £57,000 over 15 years trib.al/EzNlKid
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Best to ever do it. Ever. 🩵
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Throw Mbappe in and we'll talk
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UEFAs pets getting fucking everything I see.
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No one cares if city win anything though
Manchester United, Arsenal and Real Madrid all have a job to do.
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Is that our wee Jamie-Lee?
Been enjoying this podcast. Great takes from: -Ashley -Rachel -Gorlock the Destroyer -Tiffany
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We still win the league. Arsenal are carzy. Save this tweet.
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If we don't sing "100 premier league charges, you'll never sing that" on Sunday I'll be majorly disappointed
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Up the Chisel
Guy at the Thistle game today. Unreal 😂😂😂
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