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- scores in a much harder league - lesser pens - QF run with a nation like norway (robbed off a SF) - wc golden boot top 3 - 2 trophies - pl golden boot this mbappe, kane, yamal glazing needs to stop. #HaalandForBallondor #HaalanDor2026
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland since the start of the 2025/26 season: 👕 72 games 🌟 78 G/A ⚽️ 67 goals 🅰️ 11 assists Only 3 G/A less than Kylian Mbappé.
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city bloke retweeted
De Bruyne has over 500 career G/A
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german madrid fan with a french wc winner as his banner 😭
And the KDB Take lmfaoooo be serious, KDB did fuck all in the CL when everyone in Europe was Elite and was infinitely worse than both for their country, they wash him
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What is this 🤣🤣 not wrong tho
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What’s the best peak you’ve seen from any player not named Messi or Ronaldo? Genuinely think it’s Neymar for me. And I’m not sure it’s close.
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didn’t mention this i see
Since this moment, #Arsenal have won 14 of 15 Premier League games, and kept 11 clean sheets, whilst City have bottled the league, been found guilty of 114 charges and lost their last three games on the bounce. Never underestimate the beauty of football.
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performative shit
🚨🎥 | Lamine Yamal stopped two people on the street to ask for a good place to eat in peace. 😅
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it hurts but they deserved every bit of it ❤️
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this is his entire game. he is no elite creator nor he is not a ‘true’ chance creator. his entire game revolves around launching balls into open spaces as big as the grand canyon. play him in a team which faces nasty low blocks week in week out and i swear on my life this guy will look like the most dreadful player on the pitch.
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after buying the tickets???? 😭😭😭😭
🚨 The Empty Old Trafford campaign is underway! Fans will walk out the game on the 21st minute. [@TheEyeTest_1, @SaeedTV_]
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
if we concede to liam delap today…
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Dancing shoes on, Oscar Bobb 🔀 ⚪️ @FulhamFC
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if we concede to liam delap today…
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i love how napoli fans are grilling that arrogant dud in the replies
Gros clash entre #Lucca et #DeBruyne pendant la partie #PortoNapoli Lucca envoi un « F*ck Off » a #KDB
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City win 3-2 but unfortunately it “means nothing”. 💔
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Now it makes sense why PSG can play their C team in the league week in week out
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our back up striker finishing 7th the ballon d’or rankings says it all
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“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream.” – Michael Jackson from his 2001 speech at Oxford Union.
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when you were loved unconditionally and not for what you can provide
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Both of these events happened about 15 minutes apart from each other today in the Premier League; both happened in the box also. Leeds's was deemed a handball, despite the arm being in a natural position, and Brighton was not deemed a handball despite the defender becoming a goalkeeper... Make it make sense.. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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