You can find me on Mastodon at https://xitter.cf/t.co/Xd6p4Unzqe Instigator, agent of chaos, friend. My opinions are my own, you can't have them!

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Do you know a Classy Barbarian who actually sets his drink down before he starts a bar room brawl? Just added the Classy Barbarian Dice Tower and Drink Cozy to the store. etsy.com/listing/1830506547/…
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New project this week, the Classy Barbarian Dice Tower / Drink Cozy. The dice go in the handle and come out below. Your favorite 12 oz beverage goes in the other part. Should be available later this week. etsy.com/shop/McKeay3D
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I'm working on organizing myself so I can create an actual process for putting new products on my Etsy store. I've boiled it down to the 3 P's. -Print -Picture -Prose etsy.com/shop/McKeay3D
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This would be a great week to release a breach notification.
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I love the new Mimic Dice Boxes I just posted to my Etsy store. etsy.com/listing/1806886036/…
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I keep thinking, "When did I fall into this alternate reality and how can I make it back to the real world?"
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Went for early voting with Wife0 Friday morning. The poll worker told me this is the biggest turnout for early voting she's ever seen. I'd probably feel better about that if I didn't live in Florida, but I do still feel it's a positive sign.
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How many of the things said over the last few months on the campaign trail should be investigated as hate crimes? A lot of them.
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My therapist is encouraging me to do something productive that resonates with me, so I've opened an Etsy store to sell 3D printed DnD and DnD-adjacent products I print. To kick off the store, here's a 15% off coupon good through November 2nd. mckeay3d.etsy.com?coupon=GRA…
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You know I feel strongly about something when I overcome my revulsion for the Muskrat to post something on Twitter.
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This is my own experience speaking, so your mileage may vary. But it's better to have a stranger tell you you're fine or not, rather than try to continue without help. I haven't always taken my own advice. Don't be me. (3 of 3)
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Please seek a psychologist or other professional to help you at least identify the source of your stress, don't just try to power your way through it. 'Dealing with it on your own' is generally code for 'burying those thoughts as deeply as possible'. (2 of 3)
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If you've ever felt burnt out or depressed for any length of time, please seek counseling. You might be able to mask the symptoms or tell yourself you've gotten better on you own, but you're really only making matters worse down the line. (1 of 3)
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My standup desk is an Ikea bar-height table in their signature brown-black. Occasionally I put my work phone face down in one of the shadows and it takes me ten minutes to find it.
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<Me opens Twitter> Oh, yeah, it's April 1. </Me closes Twitter>
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When I got up this morning, seeing @jaysonstreet in person was one of the furthest things from my mind. He thinks he's cute and adorable. Nope, sorry, we're getting old my friend.
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I didn't take over your meeting just because I'm a jerk. I took it over because no one was getting to the point. The 'jerk' part is subjective.
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That depends on if you're talking about the weather or something else.
When you’re exiled to E terminal because no one wants to see the folks headed to better climates.
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"I need something to raise my laptop." Finally, a good use for my D&D 4.0 books!
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