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Magic & Comedy

Columbus, Ohio
Joined April 2012
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This. Should. Be. Permanent. Repost or comment if YOU agree! #BlockO #BuckeyeNation #GoBucks 🌰 @OhioState @OhioStAthletics @OhioStatePres @OSU_AD
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The #Guardians just became the first team in history to strike out 21 batters in a nine inning ballgame. Postseason, regular season—whatever—first ever.
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Did the referees miss an obvious call here? #NFL #Browns #Holding
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There was a penalty flag thrown on one of these plays. You guess which one! #Browns #DawgPound
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The ref is quite literally staring at him grab Deshaun facemask. What’re we doing, @NFLOfficiating? HORRIBLE. #Browns | #DawgPound
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT FACEMASK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? #Browns | #DawgPound
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Where were you when Jeremiah Smith became Governor of Illinois?
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Julian Sayin’s first half 🥶 🌰 21/27 🌰 227 yards 🌰 3 Passing Touchdowns 🌰 1 Rushing Touchdown #GoBucks | #DevelopedHere
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That might be one of the funniest, play-with-your-food touchdowns I can remember.
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Punched our ticket, but we want more. #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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For six months, the Pentagon denied any significant damage to our bases in the region. Our air defenses were called untouchable. Their capabilities were supposed to have been destroyed. Then our service members started sending out photos, and the truth came out. This wasn't a mistake. It was a cover-up, and it took our own troops to expose it.
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In 2 years and 2 1/4 games. Unreal.
Jeremiah Smith is officially Ohio State's all-time leader in receiving yards after that 23 yard catch.
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Replying to @GenAtomics_ASI
@GenAtomics_ASI, one of the world’s leaders in uncrewed aircraft, is building a 22,000-sq-ft innovation hub in the Dayton region just minutes from Wright-Patterson, AFLCMC and AFRL. Hardware, software and autonomy for USAF programs. 50 jobs, opening spring 2027.
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NASA has released the first full image of Earth in 54 years. The photo was taken from the Orion spacecraft, which is currently traveling to the Moon. The last time Earth was photographed in its entirety from deep space was in 1972 during the Apollo 17 mission. Since then, such images have been created by stitching together multiple shots taken from Earth’s orbit.
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Ohio’s history of advancing aviation, aerospace, and national defense runs deep, but what sets our state apart is our readiness to embrace the future. Today, I’m proud to announce that the future of American air power will be built in Ohio! In the largest single job creation and new payroll project in Ohio’s history, @anduriltech will establish a national defense technology manufacturing facility in Pickaway County, bringing more than 4,000 new production and service jobs to Ohio by 2035.
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Anduril’s new Pickaway County facility will have far-reaching impacts throughout the state. Ohio has been - and remains - a visionary force within the aerospace industry, driving innovation and growth in every facet. We are proud to join @anduriltech in its mission to transform our country’s national defense, and we welcome them to Ohio, the heart of it all. andurilinohio.com/
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I first met Hegseth when he started running Vets for Freedom around 2007. He is a highly effective and ferocious media, culture and political warrior for MAGA. And beyond loyal to and trusted by Trump. I figured Trump would pick probably pick him for Chief of Staff or Press Secretary. But this… Hegseth is undoubtedly the least qualified nominee for SecDef in American history. And the most overtly political. Brace yourself, America.
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One of my favorite niche genres of hacktastic ass-clownery is the politician or journalist who “demands” X without any authority or power to enforce a demand. I demand that the ice cream make you skinny and the McRib be available at every ATM. Okay, now what?
I demand proof of life from Joe Biden today by 5:00pm. He needs to get in front of some camera and discuss if he’s aware that he dropped out. Hiding is completely unacceptable.
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I have known President Biden since 1995, when I entered the U.S. Senate and served with him on the Senate Judiciary Committee. Fran and I wish President Biden and the First Lady all the best as he serves out the remainder of his term and in the years ahead.
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"Redraw this picture with the man dressed like Siegfried and Roy. Retain the background color and stance. Photorealistic. Make him look coked up."
Matt Gaetz is two white tigers and a life partner from having a Vegas act.
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Daniel Dale should have been a moderator
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