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amanda w.

@meander

work: analytics, northwestern imc alum. non-work: quilter, crafter, reality tv, yogini.

 seattle
Joined July 2007
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A doula for moving. This should exist. I need someone to hold my hand and rub my shoulders.
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I don’t need to visit Europe or Asia if I have exotic Lean Cuisine meals to eat.
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anvita@vitamaybeOct 26
my reason for doing things:
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3. a deadline i invented
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I don’t know what to buy or how to act
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Mars
@MarsadistOct 21
I haven't unclenched my jaw since fiscal year 2025
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Living alone is fine. So it might take a little longer for someone to discover your body should you expire during one of your long stretches of solitude, no big deal. That’s the cost of freedom
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Read about a bar that makes you take your shoes off. I’m both interested and appalled.
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WE THE URBAN@WeTheUrbanOct 19
Hear me clearly: If you spent most of 2026 in survival mode, may these last two months be spent in revival mode. It’s time to heal.
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Shopping for a new sewing machine is like shopping for a car (derogatory)
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losing my ever loving mind over this
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You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw
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Uncle Sandwich@SighFieriOct 12
A soup dumpling would fix all my problems right now.
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I hear more random songs (that are good) in one day listening to the Sirius xm app than I heard in like 10 years of Spotify playlists, radio, whatever else they call it where they play songs that aren’t your playlist.
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chatting about the weekend with your married coworkers
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tendollar@tendollardannyOct 12
sometimes the whole life is a midlife crisis
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I am against consumerism In Theory however in Practice I really Enjoy it
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My mom referred to Lewis Hamilton as Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend. I guess we’ve now discovered what makes her know who any f1 driver is.
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zero.com@sewiscidalOct 10
i love watching formula one because no matter how bad my day is george russell is having a worse one
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yase@pinkspringgOct 9
they should invent a man who i like but also likes me back
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I’m still a sprint race skeptic (especially at Singapore) but being about to watch sprint quali before work on a Friday is a nice way to start the day!
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Choosing which Mendocino Farms to get a salad from… am I more likely to meet the love of my life at the South Lake Union location or Rainier Square?!?
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