meh. not a bot, but i wish i was. (this is my only account)

Texas, USA
Joined August 2009
meh. it’s me.
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i could really go for a nice coma right about now.
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just trying to get where i’m meant to be.🖤
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sup weirdos?
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is this thing on?
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can’t. busy eating cake in bed.
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my brain’s all fucky, but what’s new?
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happy monday or whatever.🖤
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feeling like i could shatter into a million little pieces, but then i’d have to pick myself up again and that seems exhausting.
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horny for peace of mind.
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ya girl desperately needs a new car that she can not afford. @Oprah remember when you used to hand those out for fun? how about a “YOU GET A CAR!” for old times’ sake?
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why sleep when i can lie here and overthink every thought i’ve ever thunk?
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it’d be cool if my brain could get itself to cooperate for once.
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can i be the old witch in the woods yet?
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hiiiii.🖤
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one day it won’t feel like this anymore. that will be a good day.
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howdy y’all.
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more bad car karaoke for my fellow dirtbags.🙃🖤
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oh hey.🖤
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what a day. what a life. what a burger.
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seriously considering getting a life… or i might just go to sleep.
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