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Infinite Jeff🦆🤔💚

@megathom13

third amendment absolutist

 Hokkaido, Japan
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Joined February 2009
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Alex Nichols@Lowenaffchen10 Jul 2024
Boomer libs are going to take a lot of psychological damage from being tormented with this decaying corpse who was supposed to be the hail mary for bringing back midcentury space age optimism but turned out to be an instant replay of visiting their parents in memory care
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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline15 Jan 2024
A man says confidently "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" He then put his hand to his chin, thumb and index finger extended in the classic "deeply considering" pose. He asks himself "hey. What DO I want?" He then stays locked in that position of deeply considering until his skin is shrivelled and wrinkled from old age. He maintains this position until after his death, his skeleton still deeply considering what it is he actually wants.

ALT A man says confidently "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" He then put his hand to his chin, thumb and index finger extended in the classic "deeply considering" pose. He asks himself "hey. What DO I want?" He then stays locked in that position of deeply considering until his skin is shrivelled and wrinkled from old age. He maintains this position until after his death, his skeleton still deeply considering what it is he actually wants.

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punished evan loves worf@eeesssjjj15 Oct 2023
Guy who has been calling all gay people pedophiles for two years: “did you know in Palestine it’s illegal to be gay?”
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@TheWapplehouse23 Aug 2023
geography classrooms in Florida:
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Kevin Mullet@KevMagnet18 Aug 2023
A lot of “Army recruiter lied to me” vibes from a lot of twitter blue subscribers today
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Stephen Sajdak@stephensajdak23 Jun 2023
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Like machine Gun Kelly dressing as Bob Dylan. .#Weeknd
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@nfr_podcast7 Jun 2023
The Weeknd paid tribute to MF DOOM while performing on tour in Portugal 🫡
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shredded Denim@denimneverdies1 Jun 2023
I am begging people to understand that according to all research, "porn addiction" is not real. It was made up by Christian conservatives and it's literally just "people who like porn the same amount as everyone else, but feel bad about it"
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Pornography addiction is real and is a scientifically-documented psychological phenomenon. Evidence shows that its underlying neural processes are similar to substance addiction. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26803060/
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ged@mgeddesgengras30 May 2023
every record I want is either >$100 or $2.99 plus $35 shipping from Spain. – at Athens, NY
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CAPYBARA MAN@CAPYBARA_MAN24 May 2023
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Mondo Mascots@mondomascots24 Apr 2023
Here’s a Japanese IKEA commercial featuring BLÅHAJ the blue shark and his son, Junior.
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Mondo Mascots@mondomascots22 Apr 2023
Today I met IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA.
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Zac 🍒@World0fEcho24 Mar 2023
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Villalobos@RamonVillalobos24 Mar 2023
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Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to hide their blue checkmarks to avoid the shame boingboing.net/2023/03/23/tw…
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Simpson ｃｒａｐ Memes@simpsoncrapmeme20 Feb 2023
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Terrible Maps
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rock and roll photos@yesitsmyaccount29 Jan 2023
It’s so funny how every single video essay YouTuber mispronounces at least one extremely common word
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Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪@bornposting9 Jan 2023
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Cat Graffam@catgraffam29 Dec 2022
I recreated Goya's "Saturn Devouring his Son" in Mario Paint for the SNES youtu.be/jJSx7q-Mt0c
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