@megfarren
 London, UK
Joined May 2011
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I’m calling on all animal lovers all those who’ve known the love and tenderness and loyalty only a companion animal can bring to your life. I’m calling on all organizations and foundations and rescuers. I’m am calling upon us all to stand together on behalf of these...
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This is next level bonkers now… I don’t how many more bonkers levels there are, but the right wing pundits seem to have no trouble finding them
The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow9 Sep 2021
Here it is, your Moment of Zen.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroix16 Aug 2021
This may be the most disturbing flyer I’ve ever received.
Crying
Mark Ritson@markritson5 Dec 2020
Should have gone to Specsavers. Oh, hang on, he did.
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KFC UK
@KFC_UKI20 Oct 2020
William whispered quietly to himself; “Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing”
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This sounds about right for every Waffle House I know ....
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Ed Conway
@EdConwaySky3 Apr 2020
THREAD: The coming months will be dismal and depressing. But if we pull together we also have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to fix the broken institutions that have contributed, one way or another, to the mess we're in. That means a new Bretton Woods thetimes.co.uk/article/18210…
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KFC UK
@KFC_UKI26 Mar 2020
I know our hands might be a little raw from all the sanitising but let's make some noise for all the wonderful people helping us through this trying time 👏 #ClapForCarers
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Full of so much heart, our people. ❤️ thank you to the restaurant teams everywhere who cooked for key workers, charities and vulnerable people up and down the country today.
KFC UK
@KFC_UKI24 Mar 2020
Before turning the fryers off; our team members up and down the land did something incredible...
Perfect 👌
dave trott@davetrott21 Feb 2020
Best comeback (after Trump criticised Oscars for giving Best Picture award to a foreign film with subtitle) -
Imagine being as qualified as Warren for the job. Imagine being that thoughtful. Prepared. Passionate. Even pragmatic. Lengths ahead of the other candidates. Then imagine being told you couldn’t win because 4 states couldn’t deal with a woman in charge. You’d lose your shit too.
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KFC UK
@KFC_UKI27 Nov 2019
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a fried chicken tweeter to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if "don't @ me" helps
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Tom Newham@politicobadger25 Nov 2019
This is so incisive. Great point, well made.
The New Statesman@NewStatesman25 Nov 2019
We demand an absurd level of certainty from our politicians, says @mrianleslie. This makes them stupid. newstatesman.com/politics/uk…
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Wondering if Brandon is available to fix Brexit? Would probably bore him. But reckon he’d smash it. #UniversityChallenge
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Why are they wearing the same clothes they wore on the technical and signature day ????? #GBBO
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They're from America, and you're right about one thing: Currently their government is a complete and total catastrophe.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump14 Jul 2019
So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
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KFC UK
@KFC_UKI12 Jul 2019
Sorry Ed Sheeran, #No6CollaborationsProject doesn't include the hottest collab to drop this year... Right @pizzahutuk? 😏
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I never thought I'd say this but well done and thank you @KFC_UKI. It is estimated this commitment will improve the lives of 72 million chickens per year 👏 Well done also @Compass and @Sodexo who have made the same commitment. theguardian.com/environment/…

KFC first UK fast food chain to commit to new chicken welfare standards

Move expected to put pressure on rivals McDonald’s, Burger King and large supermarkets such as Tesco and Sainsbury’s

theguardian.com
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Mark Ritson@markritson10 Jul 2019
This is awesome. Mansplaining a new hire.
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