It’s Me! 👋
Arkansas, USA
Joined March 2013
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I really wanted to love the new series “The Newlywed,” but it’s just not doing it for me. The overacting, the forced jokes, the constant trying WAY too hard to be funny.
So disappointing because I really wanted to enjoy it!
Y’ALL! 🚨 I went from 20–30 SPAM CALLS EVERY SINGLE DAY to ZERO!!!
Highly recommend! It takes a little interaction and feedback, but it’s SO worth it!
Just published a Grok @Bot to remove my number from spam call lists and one to remove my personal info from public sites
Call list remover: x.ai/bot/eGVcE2autG0u6UcAwE3…
Privacy scrubber: x.ai/bot/ZSQK72Iear_ykfnpTIO…
Took seconds to set up.
Unpopular opinion: I know everyone wants the Hogs to wear black for Halloween, but we’re playing Mizzou, and black and gold are THEIR colors.
I think they go full superhero instead. All RED! Like…Iron Man-inspired. Make it intimidating.
Non-political post: I wish I lived closer to a Cheesecake Factory. Their red velvet cheesecake is dangerously good. And now I really want one!
I don’t go there for dinner. I go for cheesecake. The actual food? Pretty good, too. Makes a nice appetizer before the main event.
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If you’re a Republican upset with what happened in Brazil, I ask you to consider voting early today.
Once you’ve voted, you should automatically be opted out of ALL political TV ads, texts, calls, and mailers.
I DID MY PART NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Nurse: “Have you had any thoughts of harming yourself?”
Me: “No, but you might want to ask my kidneys. They seem to be out for vengeance.”
When things get a little too serious, I’m gonna make a little jokey joke.
Listen, y’all. I’ve experienced some PAIN in this lifetime. Broken nose, childbirth, endometriosis, torn meniscus, Achilles tendonitis… I’m no stranger to pain.
But NOTHING…and I mean NOTHING…will humble you faster than your kidneys!
Be kind to those little suckers. They hold grudges, seek vengeance, and show absolutely NO mercy when they’re angry!
