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Skip• he/they • 27 • FL • ♐ • chaotic evil warlock (pact of the gender)

Joined December 2014
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Obligatory tweet so musky boy doesn’t nuke my account for inactivity :|
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I don’t use Twitter a lot anymore but the loss of dailyponies guts me the most, personally 😭💕🦄
Really sad to see this bot go :( I’m sorry guys, but it was fun! I’m so happy and grateful you all enjoyed it.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 15 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).
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Well I can still access this webbed site so now what
This website peaked with Dear David and the Greg Thread. If we’re not doing that, what’s the point.
“The Biden/Mcelroy agenda” is possibly the funniest phrase to come out of 2022
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[Biden voice] My fellow Americans… Turbo Teen—
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I was too lazy to move Scar’s house to get this rock that dropped in front of it weeks ago, and it showed up in the cutscene 💀💀💀 #DreamlightValley #DisneyDreamlightValley mlightValley
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Couldn’t even give me one I worked on smh
Assigning you an #HHN31 character based on your zodiac sign (sun, moon, and rising)! QRT with yours!🧵
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Yeah yeah pumpkin lord yadda yadda I WANTED MY ANUBIS
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The council will decide your fate #CriticalRole
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I don’t go here but I am OBSESSED with this design??
Need to take a moment of appreciation to @MingjueChen who designed Spinstress. She is a GENIUS and I am so grateful that she did it. Here is the final design and Helen's INCREDIBLE cover.
Damn Amazon must be desperate for people to work for them. Different people have sent me and a dozen random people in a group chat the same exact message four separate times.
I went to the grocery store to buy bagels and cream cheese but when I got home I realized I had forgot the cream cheese so I went back to the grocery store, bought the cream cheese, and after all of that I accidentally burnt my bagel
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Breakfast that took 3 years off of my life
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Oh you want thefucking space suit from WALL-E? Do ya, fatty?? Bet you'd look real good in it, ya land whale. #NintendoSwitch
Replying to @ICYMI_pod
@ICYMI_pod missed opportunity to call it “Dish-Course” 😔
I feel like Moana and Kristoff on a dinner date is something I wouldv'e found on a Tumblr post from a Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons blogger in 2016 #NintendoSwitch
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I AM THE HERO OF THIS VALLEY AND IDEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE RAT #NintendoSwitch
*downloads a new pattern making program that uses flat patterning* AAAHHHHH FLAT PATTERNING
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Making garments is the pinnacle of a job that uses Too Many Numbers
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Do I really need Goofy looking over my shoulder every time I go fishing?? #NintendoSwitch
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