it would be nice if you actually paid attention to the town your supposed to be representing instead of being a generational prude @Jess4Lowestoft also maybe stop associating with transphobes while you're at it

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fletch · Nov 6, 2026 · 1:52 PM UTC

fletch@messiahsofevilNov 6

3 years in prison bc i want thighs on my face

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUKNov 5

🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it

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lia 🫀 · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:23 PM UTC

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lia 🫀@girllmateriaNov 4

I really want to be friends with several of my oomfs but idk how so I’m just going to keep liking yalls tweets 👍🏼

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Origamai ❌ · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:56 PM UTC

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Origamai ❌@OrigamaiiNov 4

oh fuck my ass and jerk me off against my will while covering my mouth so i dont make any noise its hot as hell in my room

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࿇ · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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࿇@bloodinglyNov 4

this bores me bc I want to mark someone up everywhere.. idgaf who sees.. it’s a little more entrancing that way to let everyone know u are mine rather than keep it a secret #sorry

.@slimescryNov 4

hickies in places only you and I can see

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fletch · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:22 PM UTC

fletch@messiahsofevilNov 5

oomfs if you want to b priv mutuals pls just reply or dm me ur priv… i don’t like having public accounts in there sorry

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tink · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:51 PM UTC

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tink@tinkothyNov 4

bored and in the market for friendship #moots #ifb #bemyfriend #kindness #pureofheart

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sara ☘︎ ²² · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:12 PM UTC

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sara ☘︎ ²²@sadsihtricNov 4

how to dm people to be friends without being weird

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fletch · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:18 AM UTC

fletch@messiahsofevilNov 5

can the uk get in on some of this joy please we need woke 3 here so bad

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chloé, your best girlfailure 🌺🐐♦️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 2:17 PM UTC

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chloé, your best girlfailure 🌺🐐♦️@chlortisokayNov 3

I forgot that my local mp is the one responsable for all these fuck ass laws, towns a shithole and right state but thank god no one can get off on anything mildly freaky

Jess Asato MP

@Jess4LowestoftNov 1

Replying to @CobaltCherry

Hi there, as the person who introduced the amendments which led to this ban, I can tell you that the law already bans non-fatal strangulation and attempted suffocation. Consent can be a defence in situations where there is not serious harm but is for the defendant to prove.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

In the UK, defendants in a case are innocent till proven guilty. Therefore, is it not for the defendant to prove their innocence but rather the prosecution to prove the defendants guilt. google.com/url?opi=899784…

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