@meta_lamb

things happen to everyone

Joined November 2012
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I don't have to imagine
trevy@chillextremist2 Jan 2024
Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war
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when you have a friend
🪨@tenthousundOct 26
i made a friend
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people thought this was me
metaphysical lamb@meta_lambAug 17
preheating my oven
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steak@communicat1022Oct 26
Your toothbrush will going to betray you
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charney houston has reappeared in the city of las vegas
metaphysical lamb@meta_lamb7 Jul 2024
ok charney houston
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hm. not really
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@vogueamourrOct 22
frog boots 🐸
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when drinking the grandson's pee is the rarest grocery
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what is the healthiest grocery
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metaphysical lamb@meta_lamb7 Jul 2022
googling “difference between pussy and vagina” on the way to her house
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suspended from chess dot com for saying “fork me”
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hi nice to meet you. I'm caulk
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kart@kiluhzOct 19
is there a medication i can take that stifles my hatred
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running in the parking lot I’m four years old. I am lost
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 15
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It's funny to be like "I don't get being into feet" just to turn around and love cock
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my hobby is forming groupchats and burning them to the ground
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🪨@tenthousundOct 14
i've had my oven preheated for weeks
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this makes me want to burst into tears
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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Why does everyone insist on being a huge fucking loser
Melody Mercado@melodymercadotvOct 11
What do you mean there’s a Chicago guy who ran the marathon and drank a shot of alcohol at every mile. Lmao. Multiple shots of Malort btw.
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…one, bitch
rj king@rjking3Oct 12
How many days in a row will u wear ur underwear before you wash them?
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how it feels
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