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before you wind yourself up to get all sassy in my mentions....know I've likely already muted the thread.
since I don't care.
I also have to call the 44th president's intellect into question.
Because the 18th Century Natchitoches whorehouse erasure is stunning.
Know what puts me off?
The President of the United States doing a cross-country tour talking about ass.
Only way to move a republican to action on a single gd thing is to comment on the mid-range, chain eatery of their choice. Maybe we should put a white paper drawing a throughline from pointless Gulf wars to the rising cost of fuel inside every Cracker Barrel & Cheesecake Factory.
Made the mistake of starting the day with the playlist that gives me ALL the feels.
Not a big AH person, but this is a hit that sticks like GRITS.
STILL not dressed to leave this house.
open.spotify.com/track/68cMo…
We all know what comes next.
Microsoft will offer buyouts to about 60,000 workers, part of the company’s efforts to trim costs and retool its workforce for the artificial intelligence era bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.
Ugh.
I really hate days like today when I love this goddamned job.
When I'm cervix deep in helpful precedent. When I'm feeling ready for trial. When my client feels prepared. When I know I'm doing well.
That's how they get you!! That's how they get you!
Boss: And you know what Judge ____ loves above all else...
Me and Boss *at same time*: Case law.
Boss: You need some help?
Me: Noooope. All over it. I appreciate the hell out of you though.
Trial is going to be tough this week b/c I legit don't know what the solution here is. I'm doing my best to let that go b/c our judge can math it out. I just have nothing to suggest to him.
Just wrapped my final prep with my client. What*ever* happens, I'm so gd proud of him.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!”
You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
So, I'm not reading this....obviously.
And while it defies all understanding that anyone should still have to point this out in TWENTY TWENTY SIX-
THERE IS LITERALLY *NOTHING* TO BE GAINED....BY SITTING DOWN "AT THE TABLE" AND TALKING WITH THIS MAN.
STOP PRETENDING THERE IS.
life chasing that phantom validation. The man's office called, and you saw it as an opportunity to prove to everybody--an absent parent, your 9th grade homeroom teacher who never quite *saw* you, a former friend who, despite having none of your money, is happier than you could