creature enthusiast @wormfromhome they/them

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Joined January 2012
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typical of the man to definitively break this campaign promise in pride month
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This email address is sending me
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We shouldn’t eat these guys. They’re just guys
*blows bubbles suspiciously*
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we are all met with violence because we in some way represent a rupture to the dominant sex-gender system that deeply governs reproductive, economic and power organisation within our culture. that is what matters
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we won’t litigate our way out by insisting on (in)validity, gender isn’t just something you are, it is something you do. in doing that gender what violence do you meet, and what is the material comradeship required to dismantle that violence. it is the only question that matters
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Replying to @CARI_Institute
hi! I’m actually the originator of utopian scholastic (aesthetics from a pre 9/11 world). I don’t mind at all that CARI has taken it on but it wasn’t coined by CARI or any of their research teams, but by a fb group I set up for fun while at university
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michael wave retweeted
its so unimportant next to everything else but why did israel also have to ruin eurovision. yeah great deploy state resources to carry out institutional capture on the cornball eurovibes song contest. force us all to boycott even though there's probably a balkan novelty act.
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friend sent a pic of this shirt in a thrift store (he obviously got it, $6)
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Working on a concept called "leftist kitsch," targets the affectation for bugs, Soviet propaganda themed art, tenderness, things of that nature. Purpose of this project is alienate the few remaining pure of heart friends I have left.
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michael wave retweeted
“I have two versions of outlook and neither of them are working” is actually a generational NASA quote now. Not quite One Small Step but every generation lives in a different world
Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here
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michael wave retweeted
Elderly church guide said of this to me with complete contempt, "and it didn't even catch on"
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My stupid chud son (Who i hate) keeps on trying to turn off the lights so I had to noodle him
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michael wave retweeted
Today, I met a dog who carries around an emotional support seashell. Apparently he has a box of them at home.
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Ohhhh my god you think anal sex is an act of debasement and self-annihilation? You’re reviving the moral taboo on being penetrated on the basis that it is inherently an abdication of power? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Leo Bersani?
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Steve
There is a possum living in the rafters of my parents’ house and my mum will say “I’m going downstairs to put some washing on” and my dad will be like “don’t wake Steve, he’s asleep”
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You have such a way with worms
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at the advice of my therapist I will be making a shirt that says "NORMAL BISEXUAL MAN" and wearing it to the bars all summer
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illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸@kcdangerMar 24
whenever you think there's a type of white guy from the 80s/90s that doesn't exist anymore, you need only look for white millennial trans guys
We lost the sauce for this kind of white guy
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My friends, please hear my voice. I beg you to help me and stand by me during these winter days. The cold is killing us. Please help us. 💔😭🙏🏻 @michael___wave @pippa21336 @christopherroth @Devon_OnEarth @Naila_Ayad chuffed.org/project/154239-h…
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