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professional minesweeper

NYC
Joined September 2010
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My social networks are mainly ads for sleep aids
It's hard being one of those coastal elites who hates living in a dystopia.
Life Hack: Impeach Trump
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Pro Tip: For transformers equipped with a stress-relieving device, use at least a H 05 VV-F 2x1.5 mm2 cable for the mains supply.
In my early 20s my favorite Stones record was Now! + I was terrified that in my late 30s it would be like Steel Wheels but it's Exile. Phew!
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Guys on subway playing Minesweeper on phone + reading D&D adventure. 3 of us might form a Nerd Voltron. (Realize Nerd Voltron is redundant)
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Help settle a bet between my friend and me: Is Trump the absolute worst?
The best new American job opening in Trump's first 100 days will be "President of the United States"
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This week we find out if Trump is in the shadow of Bannon it means 5 years of nuclear winter.
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A "very reliable source" told me @realDonaldTrump's farts smell as if they are toxic and it's difficult to be around him.
After an extraordinary 8 years, I'll be taking a little break. Will be back before you know it to work with you on the issues we care about.
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Rogue One spoiler: the Han in Han Solo is short for Hanukkah
Reading Trump news is like watching Making a Murderer - after each episode I say "this can't possibly get any more fucked up" + then it does
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My favorite beeper code was 4-11-3-4: Let's Blockbuster and chill.
By this time next year, the country will be celebrating Regreterans Day.
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Can we start a fund to send Ruth Ginsburg an unlimited supply of kombucha?
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