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Michael Twining

@michael_twining

unbowed, probably running

 Houston, TX
Joined December 2011
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Ebz!
@lllebzlll17 Oct 2022
I’ve been cutting chicken wrong my entire life. Cause did he not just make 42 pieces?
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I await your counteroffer, @ChampionsTour @PGATOUR
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I love that this is what got Urban Meyer shitcanned. It feels like a Seinfeld bit. George: After months of fruitless attempts I finally got fired! Elaine: For what? George: I kicked the kicker. Jerry: You kicked the kicker? George: I kicked the kicker. Kramer: How hard?
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PGA Tour
@PGATour26 Oct 2021
102 years old and still 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 the game. 😂
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Tim Dillard
@DimTillard20 Oct 2021
Thanks mom👊👍 #ALCS
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Oh. My. Goodness. Joseph. Ossai.
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Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk23 Feb 2020
➡️⬇️⭕️
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#big12refs Ok lol
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Nathan Ruiz@NathanSRuiz28 Oct 2018
#OKState coach Mike Gundy's complete "I don't give a rat's ass about Twitter" commentary:
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais19 Oct 2017
Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986.
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Manish Mehta
@MMehtaSports17 Sep 2017
Sam Darnold's present: 28-49, 397 yards, 3 TD, 2 INT, OT win Sam Darnold's future....?
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NBCDFW Weather@NBCDFWWeather27 Aug 2017
Comparing DFW rain this year to Houston past 24 hours. #dfwwx #txwx
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PGA Tour
@PGATour3 Apr 2017
When you wake up, it’ll be Masters week.
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Attention all single ladies, I will be hosting a Valentines Day dinner on the 9th green at 9 tonight. You're all invited. Oh and dress nice.
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Tim Cowlishaw@TimCowlishaw8 Oct 2016
45. Second lowest total allowed by Texas in 5 games. Well done, Charlie. – at Dallas, TX
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Mansfield police hope clay bust will help identify woman found dead last year d-news.co/XyoK302RR1W
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My Statesman@MyStatesman15 May 2016
Scooter, briefly the world's oldest living cat, dead at 30 atxne.ws/27nOscs
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IT'S NATIONAL SIGNING DAY EVE ON @BARKINGCARNIVAL LET'S RIDE GANG barkingcarnival.com/2016/2/2…
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Police: Topless woman cursing ‘the Illuminati’ shot into neighboring room at Dallas motel d-news.co/Uiq0o
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Condescending Wonka@OhWonka5 Nov 2015
Yes. This is is me.
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