Travels the world, writes software, loves to learn and teach and tries to become better at everything he does.
Barcelona, Spain
Joined February 2014
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Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
1/6 Okay, this one is hard...
365 days ago I had a mental breakdown, well, sorts of. Not a real breakdown but a slightly progressing mental instability leading to suicidal thoughts and the like. The reason I can talk about it today is that I had a lot of opportunities at hand.
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
💫 PHP UG Munich Special Event 💫
📅 October 23rd - 6:30pm 📅
We've got a very special treat for you right after the IPC:
3 top speakers (@JessicaMauer
, @SynchroM, @arneblankerts ) and an amazing host (@AustinFraserAF).
Please RSVP, max. 100 guests: meetup.com/phpugmunich/event…
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
🎉🎊🎈 Giveaway 🎉🎊🎈
@check24de has been a long-term supporter and host of @phpugmuc and they continue their awesomeness by giving away a full ticket to this year's @phpconference in Munich 🥳
Retweet or reply in order to get a chance at winning the ticket. Good luck 🤞
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
Hi everyone 👋 we're still looking for speakers for our next meetup on September 25th. If you know someone you want to talk feel free to share, reply & tag them 😉
Both veterans and newcomers are welcome, no talk format is off the table, just ask at [email protected]
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
Looking forward to welcoming you at @tngtech's new location at Arabellastr. 4a tomorrow. And as always: remember to update your RSVPs 😉
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
Congrats to the GraalVM team on their 1.0 release. I look forward to leveraging the Graal JIT in OpenJDK as well compiling entire Ruby apps to native code using JRuby. I also look forward to this technology moving into OpenJDK as an open, unencumbered standard we can trust. – at Richfield, MN
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
The joy of American hotels.
How do I use the shower?
IT'S A PUZZLE!
Where are the towels?
WE HAVE HIDDEN THEM!
I'll have a tea.
WE PUT ICE IN IT.
How do I pay for it?
IT ACTUALLY COSTS MORE THAN WE SAID. YOU MUST DO THE MATH THEN DRAW A RUNE ON A PIECE OF PAPER!
After 2 months in Thailand and China I arrived in LA yesterday. I'm going to cross the continent on my bicycle over the next three months. Immigration officer asked "if you're an IT consultant how come you've got 3 months off?"
Because I have an awesome company
😉 @tngtech 😍
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
UPDATE: we're still looking for one more talk, DM on Twitter or email [email protected] if you have an idea or know someone we should be talking to 😉
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
The older I get, the less patience I have for "senior" engineers who
* Don't see any problem with legacy C++ or untyped languages
* Refuse to learn a new PL unless it's 95%+ like what they learned in college
* Consider OO/imperative the only paradigm of use or value. – at San Bruno, CA
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
We're still looking for speakers for our next @phpugmunich meetup on March 27th (hosted by @Testbirds). Newcomers, regulars and veterans are welcome to propose talks 😀. Don't be shy 😉
Email [email protected] for details.
meetup.com/phpugmunich/event…
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
2 months into TDD:
Tests are hard to write & brittle.
2 years in:
Tests taught me better code patterns, reduce bugs 40%-80% and eliminate fear of change.
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
Here we have @nacmartin speaking about #erlang and #elixir at @phpugmunich "Elixir/OTP for PHP developers" Thank you for the invitation, @michaelhaeu!
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
Happy New Year 😀 We just announced our first meetup of 2019. @check24de will host us on January 23rd. Our two speakers for the evening are @nacmartin and @lstrojny.
Please RSVP: meetup.com/phpugmunich/event…
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
I also know about dephpend.com by @michaelhaeu . Unfortunately I'm no PHP guy, but I'd still be interested about solutions in PHP :-)
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
We are both happy and sad to announce our last meetup of the year. For this special occasion @AustinFraserAF is hosting us right in the center of #Munich 🖤
And of course we've got two great talks by our regulars @movetodevnull and @michaelhaeu 🤓
meetup.com/phpugmunich/event…
Michael Haeuslmann retweeted
We're having a good time here at @tngtech. They're this company that does some technology, software, and other easy stuff, AND BUILDS LEGO FALCONS SUPER FAST.
