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2022 was a rebirth, a return to life. đ§”
There was not a single day in 2021 - not one - where I could have in my wildest dreams imagined it.
I think about that a lot. And I always will. â€ïž đ
Michael Kasdan retweeted
What Hal said following every season since 2020:
2020:
âOur offenseâjust inconsistent at playing up to their potential, to me. ⊠You couldnât tell which offense was going to show up.â
2021:
âThe majority of the responsibility, whether it's the responsibility of inconsistent offense or bad baserunning, etc., that responsibility lies with the players.â
2022:
âAaron Boone wasnât responsible for our offense, the slide they experienced the last couple months of the season rolling into the postseason.â
2023:
âWe did not get where we needed to be with run productionâit was probably our biggest problem.â
2024:
âWe did not play a clean World Series."
2025:
âThis Toronto series was on the players. Itâs on the playersâ shoulders, period. They didnât hit."
2026:
âThe majority of the responsibility ⊠lies with the position players and the inability to score on a consistent basis.â
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Not a single position player from the 2020 ALDS played in the 2026 ALDS. Both series ended in losses to Tampa.
Yet his summation was exactly the same both years, and every year in between.
So⊠no progress?
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Thatâs something neurological
I was watching it in real time
He looks like heâs been having lil focal seizures tonight and it built up to this sound.
See him go blank for a bit after.
Telling.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Immanuel Quickley on Scottie Barnes + Kawhi Leonardâs defence:
âItâs crazy. I donât even know how to describe it.â
âDefensively, itâs like, especially if theyâre switching, itâs like, you get done going against Scottie, then you got to go against Kawhi. Itâs like, âBro, you just got to pass it at that point.â
Michael Kasdan retweeted
BREAKING: Anderson Cooper just aired a montage of Trump obsessing over the attractiveness of several men heâs campaigned for. Youâre not alone if youâve noticed a pattern. Wow.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
By my count we're up to seven protestors removed from President Trump's South Carolina rally so far. The arena here is relatively small - roughly 2000-3000 people, and the disruptions are impossible to ignore.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
New rule in the NBA:
You are allowed to take 9 steps without dribbling, and thatâs NOT traveling.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
The White House Correspondents' Association strongly objects to the decision to restrict a journalistâs coverage simply because the president didnât care for their questioning. That is retaliation. The American public's right to an independent press depends on reporters being able to do their jobs without fear that challenging the president will cut off their access.
- Jacqui Heinrich, WHCA President
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
He forgot the name of the Nobel and called it the Pulitzer. The thing he's been laser focused on, getting the Nobel Peace Prize, he forgot the name of.
Dementia progressing rapidly now
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
If youâre MAGA right now how can you not be embarrassed AS FUCK watching this shit??
Michael Kasdan retweeted
.@AGToddBlanche, congratulations on discovering that the Attorney General serves in the executive branch. Thatâs generally covered in introductory civics.
What you apparently missed is that the Justice Departmentâs prosecutorial decisions are supposed to be guided by evidence and law, not the Presidentâs personal grievances.
âI work for President Trumpâ is something his private defense attorney says. Youâre now responsible for administering federal law on behalf of the United States, including the millions of Americans who didnât vote for him.
And thereâs a rather important distinction between advancing an administrationâs lawful policies and treating the nationâs prosecutorial authority as an extension of one manâs political interests.
The Justice Department isnât supposed to be independent of the Constitution, Todd. Itâs supposed to be independent of improper political influence.
You havenât exposed some great constitutional misunderstanding. Youâve publicly questioned a safeguard intended to prevent the government from using prosecution as a political weapon.
The DOJ isnât Trumpâs personal law firm, Todd.
And the rest of us arenât paying taxes to fund his retainer.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Replying to @MeidasTouch
Trump resorts to a transphobic slur against a doctor, and Darline Graham apparently canât find the backbone to condemn it. When your politics require degrading another human being, youâve run out of arguments. When your allies excuse it, theyâve abandoned basic decency. Shameful.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Replying to @MeidasTouch
He's a bully that gets off on ridiculing people, especially when the gullible audience applauds and laughs at it, which says more about them than it does him.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Replying to @MeidasTouch @Acyn
All he has to offer is insults and stupidity. The fact that people support him is a fkn joke. I hope we get to see Americans grow a spine in November.
Michael Kasdan retweeted
This is a disgusting thing to say and it says a whole lot about Darline Graham's character, or lack thereof, that she doesn't condemn it.
Trump: "But Darline's running against a radical left lunatic named Tranny Annie Andrews."
Michael Kasdan retweeted
Trump: we gave them absolutely nothing
Collins: but you just said you lifted sanctions as part of the negotiation
Trump: *angry mayonnaise noises*
Trump: We were in the midst of negotiating and a lot of stupid people said why arenât you putting Russian sanctionsâ
Collins: But you said you didnât give anything for his release
Trump: If I didnât do that, you wouldnât have him coming back.
Collins: So you did give something.
Trump: You donât know anything. Youâre fake news CNN.
Collins: Youâre saying you lifted the sanctions in exchange for his release?
Trump: You donât know what youâre talking about. Youâre a low IQ person. Youâre a dummy.






















