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I know there's rugby about but it is a national emergency that Quizzy Monday is not on BBC Two.
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"We get it, we have listened" is something Gregg's would say for changing their sausage roll recipe, not the Chancellor of the Exchequer FFS
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I wanted to give off about this while remaining diplomatic but I’ll just be blunt.
census.gov.uk/ni/assets/Ulst…
The “Ulster Scots” 2021 census form is awful. It bears almost no resemblance to spoken or literary Scots of any dialect. In this thread I’ll try to explain:
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Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.
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Whenever I leave my house with a suitcase I like to look at my house wistfully so my neighbors wonder if I’m leaving for good
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Morning! A lot of people have been asking when Bernard's funeral is. Primarily so they can pay their respects by thinking of him while it's taking place. It's next Wednesday (14th) at noon so if you would like to have him in your thoughts then, that'd be rather lovely ❤️
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CALL @thatjanravens
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Monorail!
Replying to @BelfastLive
Liz Truss pledges that if elected PM, the person she would appoint as Secretary of State would be the "absolute best at delivering for the people of Northern Ireland".
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"‘Come here, mom, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!'
I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be, & I want to be on Star Trek.”
- Whoopi Goldberg
Goodnight Nichelle Nichols, pioneer of the space age.
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Les autorités françaises sont mobilisées pour contrôler nos frontières et faciliter le trafic autant que possible. J’ai échangé à ce sujet de manière constructive avec mon homologue @grantshapps 🇫🇷🇬🇧
Mais la France n’est pas responsable du #Brexit.
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We must make certain that aftir thys pandemic the worlde ys NOT just onlyne deliverye, chain stores, and streaminge video. Save spaces for art, theater, musique, lyfe; save superb accessible public educatioun; save communitye businesses and weirde fantastic locales. Save beautye!
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In 2019 a Japanese student of the history of ninjas received top marks for writing her essay in invisible ink.
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Our road trip today was delayed by a nasty crash in front of us, so we had to call 999 and help the injured drivers. Miraculously, neither man seemed too seriously hurt, but in a way it would have been easier if they’d been unconscious so I didn’t have to make awkward small talk
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Please help creatures, grasslings, bees and insects by leaving a bowl of water out in this searing heat.for them it may literally be life or death....and we are losing them too fast as it is.Topped up all our bird baths, bowls etc and they are fully in use.
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As since we're channelling the political insults of Paul Keating this evening, here's another cracker which might as well be about the Tory leadership slate: they "couldn't raffle a duck in a pub."
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Not saying I'm bored but, after seeing mention of Harrison Ford, I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to think if there are any other actors who have the names of two different American presidents.
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Wordle 386 4/6
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I call this one “a donkey on a field kicking a ball”
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