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I’m just a loser who’s good at spreadsheets • she/her • @mrfieryshadow ♡

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
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everything is blue.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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If you were wondering, yes, I am crashing the fuck out.
We're going back to where it all started. 30 years ago we were an uncertain band with an uncertain future and a handful of songs we rehearsed in a rented storage unit. Those songs became ‘Yourself or Someone Like You’. There is everything before that record and everything after. So for one night only, we're coming to The Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles to play Yourself or Someone Like You front to back, plus a few other favorites from that era. To purchase tickets, register with Fair AXS here: matchboxtwenty.lnk.to/fonda. Selected fans will receive purchase details next week after the registration window closes on Sunday Oct 4th at 7pm PT.
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THIS FEELS LIKE A PERSONAL ATTACK
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Chopped my hair off and listened to Knuckle Puck on my walk home like it’s 2019 again.
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women paving the way makes me tear up a little
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LE MOMENT TANT ATTENDU THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
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MY WIVES
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michelle retweeted
POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!
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Thank you again, Chicago!
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I LOVE PWHL WOKE HOCKEY FOREVER
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THE PUCK HAS DROPPED AND WE ARE SOOOOO BACK 🗣️
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I don’t care how many time I’ve seen @MatchboxTwenty or @ThisIsRobThomas, I think it’s sad that I’ve never seen a full album play through of Yourself or Someone Like You, which turns 30 this year so I think it should happen.
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michelle retweeted
its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.
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THIS!! I've always had trouble understanding why a "trained" officer can panic and KILL someone because they "feared for their life," while a citizen in the same chaotic situation is held to a higher standard, blamed for their death if they also panic due to same fear..? 🤷🏾‍♂️
a woman is expected to remain completely calm as armed white supremacist thugs try to forcibly open her car door but an ICE agent is allowed to panic and shoot someone in the head three times from a foot away because he “felt threatened”
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I want to have as much to talk about with someone as my uber drivers always do.
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someone check on Marcus
FIRST TO FIFTY 🐐 With her goal today, Marie-Philip Poulin becomes the first PWHL player to reach 50 regular season points! | Avec son but aujourd’hui, Marie-Philip devient la première joueuse de la LPHF à atteindre 50 points en saison régulière!
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WEE. WOO. 🚨🚨🚨
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michelle retweeted
ottawa charge scoring, goal disallowed, player who scored goal gets a penalty, fight breaks out and we’re 10 minutes into the home opener WHAT IS GOING ON
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free her, she did it, but free her
After official review, Micah Zandee-Hart has been ejected for unsportsmanlike conduct
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