in an attempt to cure my adhd my parents got an iranian woman expat to put me thru electro shock therapy as a kid and now i ask boys to taser me in the tummy so i can finish

Chef 👩🏻‍🍳

@chefsevenn31 Oct 2025

Cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?

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Floo · Oct 28, 2025 · 9:51 PM UTC

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Floo@301APT28 Oct 2025

When you start the microwave and all the lights in the house dim for a millisecond…

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:( · Oct 16, 2025 · 8:00 AM UTC

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kelbin · Oct 1, 2025 · 7:10 PM UTC

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kelbin

@pissboymcgee1 Oct 2025

This guy and this song have taken over my life lately

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lex · Sep 29, 2025 · 5:13 PM UTC

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lex@lexlisbon29 Sep 2025

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

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Victoria · Sep 24, 2025 · 6:40 PM UTC

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Victoria@arctiquehare24 Sep 2025

Why am I doing this to myself Wednesday

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Wes༄࿔ · Sep 23, 2025 · 5:43 PM UTC

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kendall · Sep 23, 2025 · 3:56 AM UTC

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kendall@internetfairie23 Sep 2025

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

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Berwyn Choobs · Sep 16, 2025 · 12:03 PM UTC

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Berwyn Choobs

@sabatonfan6916 Sep 2025

Be in love, go to the aquarium. Eat the Korean fried chicken. Go to the park, next visit the aquarium. Laugh in the rain. Go on a long walk, to the aquarium. Have sushi with a Sapporo, hit the bar at noon. Feel the breeze on your skin. Get a shark tooth necklace at the aquarium.

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