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Micaela Teps

@micteps

I like my dogs hot and my cuts cold

Joined November 2011
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Will my insurance pay for my IUD to be diamond studded?
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I have come out of my twitter hibernation to say one thing: Spas should take afterpay.
Grimes after breaking up with Elon Musk
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I would be more shocked to find out @chrisdelia wasn't a predator...
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U better believe I'm not going to an open mic until this corona situation is under control
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It’s very clear that the oscars are becoming the grammy’s
Hustlers was ROBBED god damn it.
Can’t wait 4 @elonmusk to cryogenically freeze himself.
I think I’ve been attracted to @jackblack since my glands started producing pheromones.
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All these goys thinking they super fly when they use Hebrew to wish me a happy Chanukah.
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Ms. Tepler@MsTepler6 Dec 2019
“We want real rap music” a student yells as I play Tribe Called Quest.
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Ms. Tepler@MsTepler4 Nov 2019
Cells make up tissue, which make up organs, which make up our body. This is part of a standard my kids are graded on. To remember CTOB, I had kids remember the phrase Cats Take Over Bangor....which I’m pretty sure is a @StephenKing book?
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@TimJDillon15 Nov 2019
I mean #DisneyPlus is life!
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@TimJDillon14 Nov 2019
So excited for #Disney new streaming service! #DisneyPlus is here and I’ve never been happier!
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kyle cL@kycarrerolopez10 Nov 2019
my only fitness goal is to have the core strength required to do molly’s clock routine from the big comfy couch
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How do I stop the algorithm from thinking I want to see Ford Vs Ferrari?
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Ms. Tepler@MsTepler7 Nov 2019
Anyone have a good reason why we still make 12 year olds weigh themselves in gym class? Seems ridiculous to me that this is still a practice when they get tested on so many other aspects of fitness... #physed #edchat
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In honor of the pile of grading I have to do, what is the worst thing a teacher ever spilled on something you handed in to them? I once got back a paper with a wine stain on it.
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It was neither, "shut down", nor was it "powerful". It was weak, self-serving, dissmive and eye-opening
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@HuffPost8 Oct 2019
Ellen DeGeneres shut down the negativity in a powerful way following controversy about sitting with George W. Bush at an NFL game. huffp.st/mkKmMm6
Ellen DeGeneres Offers Explanation For George Bush Seating Controversy

Ellen DeGeneres Offers Explanation For George Bush Seating Controversy

The "Ellen" host had a message for critics after she was criticized for laughing it up with George W. Bush at a Dallas Cowboys game.

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I brought back crank yankers
Micaela Teps (@micteps) profile pictureMicaela Teps@micteps21 Mar 2019
Crank Yankers was fucking art bring it back but less problematic @ComedyCentral
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