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Michael Todd (Insert checkmark here)

@micxhunter

I have a large collection of handshakes and a dollar store checkmark. (He/Him)

 Seattle, WA
Joined February 2009
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It's like being stuck in a horrible relationship that everyone keeps celebrating. #MyXAnniversary
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TODAY'S THE DAY! Suck it, Trebek. Wordle 715 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Imagine that you're biggest problem in this moment is giving a shit about a chocolate candy's marketing and saying that the whole world is going to Hell.
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Personal injury lawyers and boner ads! SO glad election ads are done.
Welp, that was fun. Time to get fat. #leftovercandy
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PSA: Reminder for Florida #HurricanIan
Pasco Sheriff (@PascoSheriff) profile picturePasco Sheriff
@PascoSheriff10 Sep 2017
To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ #Irma. You won't make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects yahoo.com/amphtml/news/flori…
Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma

Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma

A Florida man who suggested shooting guns at Hurricane Irma out of "stress and boredom" has found that his idea has captured peoples' imaginations - with over 46,000 signing up to join in. Hurricane...

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I'm glad I opted against drinking everytime I said, "Good! F*ck you Rodgers!" #Skol
I'm gonna start a fire with all of my old sports cards.
WWE (@WWE) profile pictureWWE
@WWE10 Apr 2022
Just a reminder that @LoganPaul wore the world's most expensive @Pokemon card to the ring at #WrestleMania.
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Man, pro wrestling is a wild ride. #wrestlemania
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Wordle 284 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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BElieve THEre is GOOD in the world.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk26 Feb 2022
Replying to @FedorovMykhailo
Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.
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Yeah, it gave me chills. But, needed at least a video of Tupac to accompany it.
Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL) profile pictureMichael Gehlken
@GehlkenNFL14 Feb 2022
Subtle nod to Tupac Shakur during halftime show, Dr. Dre briefly playing “I Ain’t Mad at Cha” on piano. One highlight to an incredible performance.
Hug your haters.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk9 Jan 2022
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Just rotated my wood pile before the weekend. Pretty happy about that. Thought you should know. #ivegotwood #lumberjackin #adultingsucks
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"Living in the moment is a gift. That's why they call it the present." - @TedLasso
Bar trivia knowledge.
Seattle Kraken (@SeattleKraken) profile pictureSeattle Kraken
@SeattleKraken13 Oct 2021
RYAN DONATO HAS SCORED THE FIRST-EVER GOAL IN #SEAKRAKEN HISTORY!!!
So...we're putting @JamesGunn in charge of DC from now on, right? #TheSuicideSquad
Had a bird in the house. Mrs: How we gonna get it out? Me: *Comes back from garage with badminton racket. Mrs: 😕 #dadvibes #birdie #Badminton #explaingajokemakesitbetter #dadjoke
#TheMoreYouKnow
CDC (@CDCgov) profile pictureCDC
@CDCgov1 Jul 2021
Don’t swim or let your kids swim if sick with diarrhea. One person with diarrhea can contaminate the entire pool. Learn more ways to keep you and those you care about healthy. #HealthySwimming go.usa.gov/xsymt
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