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Fun lovin type of guy. Very interesting, charming, and they say i got charisma! lol

Nairobi
Joined September 2007
Ridiculous and entertaining at the same time. This is the stuff I signed up for.
Today is the day. I’ve made a decision. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but…a THIRD birthday candidate has entered the chat: my Uncle 😫 More on that in sec. But to answer the big question, I will be attending both AUNT’S bday parties 🛥️😅 🔫 will update here 🧵👇🏾
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You choose to let things bother you. You can just as easily choose not to notice the irritating offender, to consider the matter trivial and unworthy of your interest. That is the powerful move. What you do not react to cannot drag you down in a futile engagement.
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They are in totally different and very unrelated fields but you can tell they genuinely learnt about it regardless. This is the style that'll have you bouncing your head every Sunday morning 💕
that TikTok/reel of the Cambridge PhD couple talking about one another’s thesis is the most romantic thing I’ve seen in a while. I’ve watched it an embarrassing amount of times. 🙈
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AI is out of control and has the potential to destroy our civilization.
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Replying to @Tunde_OD
We are having a wonderful time together
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midastouch retweeted
This made me laugh pretty hard. 😂😂😂 This pup is a good sport.
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midastouch retweeted
All I asked for was ‘joint custody’ but cus it’s davido yall wanna act like yall can’t read! SMH I’m off this … yall be blessed and I pray this never happens to you
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Hii dunia, never lie to yourself that umefika. Things can escalate very quickly.
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Italian prosecutors just uncovered that Dior pays only $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780!!! Anyone buying “luxury” bags is an idiot 🤣
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Congo 🇨🇬 has produced Africa's first mute Rapper named MC Baba.
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Wtf you mean who's winning???
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Replying to @thetrillgent
Pharrell feat. Jay-Z- Frontin
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a beat or a groove you wish you could live in?
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midastouch retweeted
Pettiest reason you won't date someone?
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midastouch retweeted
This is not funny anymore.
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Probably the same spell that stopped Liverpool from winning the league lol
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midastouch retweeted
One of my friends got in therapy recently and now he cutting people off left and right 😭
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there's a new record for the largest number of Tottenham fans this evening
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