@midatantics

26. inventor of searching "sneezed" by recent and replying "bless you." #1 iriafen fan. #dcsecession. #pwhldc. "we are all coworkers in the job of life." 🇵🇸

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Joined August 2024
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what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 18
The dolphins that were in ‘THE ODYSSEY’ just happened to appear on accident & were filmed anyway.
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sad thinking about how hong would be handling the brewers rn. fuck you david
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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Isaia Ben-Ami@AmiIsaia9h
Pat Murphy would send Aaron Boone to the shadow realm. Game 1 might still be going.
Ben Rice Lover@Benriceloverr23h
I THANK THE LORD ITS NOT THE YANKESS FACING THIS BREWERS TEAM
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Milwaukee Supremacist@jasoninmke19h
People on the coasts acting like this is just another game and meanwhile people in mke are bringing urns to the game man
alex@vodkalemonades20h
guy at the bar talking to me and my dad about the Brewers just pulled his dad’s ashes out of his pocket 😭😭😭
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Mike Stuben@Mike16259h
Talking to a Brewers fan this morning. It was cool to learn they have Culver’s up there too. A little taste of Tampa up in Wisconsin. Nice to know Tampa restaurants are branching out to lesser areas.
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Well, yes
izzy@butchysports22h
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explaining dc sports: so imagine a puppy being sponsored by the government contractors who did abu ghraib
Sammi Silber 🏒
@sammisilber9h
Meet Bravo, the new Caps dog (CACI’s First Good Dog), who is a very good boy and is training to become a service dog to help a veteran. Very good boy. Loves shoelaces and treats.
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lainie@youngneandrthal21h
trying to watch a brewers game
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FLAVOR FLAV
@FlavorFlav8h
Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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Grant Bilse
@WiscoGrant13h
amazing things happening in the Dells
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I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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every now and then god is too busy and forgets to keep up his random punishment of specific baseball teams
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Jagshiro@JagShiroOct 26
Back when i came out to my basketball group theyd get mad that i dont get hard seeing them in the lockerroom man
taoki
@justalexokiOct 25
going to the locker room as a homosexual must be insane
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the canadian chooses you
𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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Bria Sandford@blsandfordOct 26
Just watched a guy with a huge flat screen tv in his arms staggering down the block until he came to an old pushcart a "free" sign sitting on the curb. He put the tv down, raised his hands in the air, said, "thank God," loaded the tv on the cart, and went his way.
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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dei youngboy@AntifaScapegoatOct 26
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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Michael@micgrochowskiOct 26
You have to treat a woman right (take her to Brewers games, watch the Brewers with her, talk to her about the Brewers, celebrate the Brewers together)
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Digger will be begrudgingly accepted as tentpole film of the decade by early 2028 and there is nothing you can do about it.
kam@kamrynsfilmOct 24
Jane Schoenbrun talking about how we go watch revolutions in movies and then go home and do nothing & moderator clocking that’s the plot of digger and Jane saying “unfortunately it is the plot of digger”
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gay son so i can fight bigots
˗ˏˋ junie ˎˊ˗ | ryanaim au 📌@levitcqueerOct 25
found out my mom has been straight up fighting every single person who tells her they’ll vote far right and telling them she has a gay child so she wants them to look her in the eye and tell her they’re supporting ppl who want her kid dead
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