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Recently deemed essential by the government. Rotisserie chicken enthusiast. Runner. Opinions correct.

Joined August 2009
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John C. retweeted
Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
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John C. retweeted
Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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Literally Hartsfield-Jackson but apparently it’s “confusing”
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It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St… thedailybeast.com/must-win-maga-… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-lon… washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…
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John C. retweeted
this is what dessert at the cheesecake factory looks like
Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. Days before a tight election, Georgia Republican leaders unveil a blockbuster jobs deal and hold it up as proof voters should keep the GOP in charge. #gapol ajc.com/politics/2026/10/geo…
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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John C. retweeted
In the final weeks, Trump comes out in favor of: - Vladimir Putin's ongoing murder of Ukrainians - Jon Husted's ass - An now, child rapists and their enablers Bold strategy.
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John C. retweeted
Never cease to amaze me what people of color have to go through on a daily basis.
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Omg you guys, it's true. Ilhan Omar came here on a student visa, then quit school and just started working. Total immigration fraud, blatant. Oh wait, that wasn't Ilhan, that was Elon.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is the most out of touch administration since the monarchy of Louis XVI.
Grass-fed steak, asparagus and white sweet potatoes.
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first look at SMU in lacrosse unifroms
🚨 BREAKING: SMU officially announces the launching of a Division I Men's Lacrosse Program. The team is set to begin play in the 2028 season.
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John C. retweeted
Talarico: I am tired of us being divided into teams left versus right, blue versus red, urban versus rural. The truth is we're all on the same team.  How many people here have a an elderly parent or grandparent who needs care? So do I.  How many people here struggle to afford the high price of everything these days? So do I.  How many people here know what it means to carry the burden of student debt, or credit card debt or medical debt? So do I  The truth is that we are all on the same team. We are far more the same than we are different.
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October 20, 2018 The day Washington State took over college football. College GameDay made its first-ever trip to Pullman and the Cougars delivered. Gardner Minshew outperformed Justin Herbert and the Cougars beat the Oregon Ducks, 34-20.
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in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table
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Could not be more wrong
Too much time on the clock for Jayden Daniels
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🇺🇸#Trump’s "energy truce" actually concerns only a halt to strikes on oil refineries, not the entire energy infrastructure -Axios There is not a single 🇺🇦refinery in operation for years but 🇷🇺 100+ 🖕
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John C. retweeted
Show back up hammered to pick them up. Fight the coach
Do your kid a favor. Drop them off at practice. Go grab a beer.
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