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I may have shared this before but back when parents still disciplined their children, instead of getting the timeout chair + soap combo my dad would dump loads of cayenne on my tongue as I sat in my timeout chair. He thought he was a genius but it just made me to love spicy food
These squirrels are gonna learn today.
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We are just a few years away from Sorority NIL deals
I’m excited to announce I quit my finance job to build the world’s first sorority marketing agency. Introducing: CampusLaunch. In just 10 months we’ve worked with Nike, BodyArmor, Baywatch (Fox Entertainment), and were featured on the WSJ. Here’s how. It started in my finance cubicle. I was scrolling on Tiktok, when a RushTok video showed up on my page - 150 Arizona sorority girls dancing to a trending sound. The video had 43 Million views. I kept scrolling, and similar videos had racked millions of views. Then I realized something: Brands can make their product the center of these videos. I posted a tweet about the opportunity, and brands like BodyArmor booked sales calls. I quit my job and went all in. Since then, we generated 50M views this August, and worked with Fox to promote the Baywatch trailer. Here’s what makes this work: 1. We build an experience that sorority girls love and genuinely want to post about. 2. We build the content engine to “flood the feed” with event based content We’re pioneering a new category in campus marketing. Follow along for a crazy ride.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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I get so much joy from waking up early on a Fall Sunday, sipping on a hot cup of coffee while watching the morning game with a holiday candle burning then going out out for a walk to grab a fresh bastone & some donuts
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This is my boomerfication arc
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So glad I have him in BOTH of my leagues
AJ Brown on the Patriots
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He was a generational talent who unfortunately busted before he could reach his full potential🥺
Oklahoma State WR Justin Blackmon's college career: 38 games over 3 seasons 253 catches 3,564 receiving yards 40 receiving TDs 2x All-American Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year
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I’ve been in markets for a decade. This is one of the worst stretch of high beta sell offs I’ve ever seen
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Fiancee hitting me with the “thx”
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LePatriot
TRUMP: WHILE LISTENING TO OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM, LEBRON JAMES DISRESPECTS OUR COUNTRY; LEBRON JAMES SHOULD APOLOGIZE
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Fuck yeah bro, Florida. Widespread political corruption, Conservative Latinos, Boomer overpopulation, Absurd inclement weather, Mad Max Fury Road commutes to work, Cops using your dead relatives identity like a skin suit, it's Florida dawg it's lit
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…
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Just casually walked by Mike Bloomberg on Madison lmao
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$95B net worth, no security… the people’s mayor
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Gm. Do you think Lebron took the 123 home last night?
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So funny to watch Ant/OAI rush to raise more meanwhile $googl smartest player in the room getting ahead of both of them months ago
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Hey Philly, did I do it right this time?
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The beautiful game
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Came home to 4 Prismatic Evolution Figure Collections, new suit, slacks & Barbour vest. Great mail day
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$TSLA stock tomorrow
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