Military veteran. Retired firefighter. Former fed. Stand-up comic. Tech Junkie. You’d think I’d know better.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined May 2024
We turn sand into microscopic chips that power machines capable of taking us into space. Shit is definitely a simulation.
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When I was in 3rd grade I tested into GATE and a 136 iq. What’s weird is my only memory of that year was my class had 6 of us and the teacher would give weird tests each day with headsets playing tones. Then they’d let us play Super Mario on a tv cart til the day was over. We never had a single lesson or homework that year. I was told years later it was probably some kind of MK Ultra shit going on lol.
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Guessing Jay Z guests: Snoop Dre Justin Timberlake Rhianna Beyoncé Alicia Keyes Pharrell Eminem Nas Mary J Blige Kanye* Blue Ivy* Mike Shinoda*
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Well it looks like Apple is paying all the white sportswriters to be excited about Jay Z lol.
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The only possible way Jay Z can save this mess of choosing himself for Super Bowl, is if Kanye is there for Ninjas in Paris.
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I’m struggling to out troll the President
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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My iPhone duo screen cracked, and a demon came out and ate my children. Apple really needs to fix this.
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CNET is doing a livestream on TikTok folding and unfolding the iPhone Duo it’s currently on 58,000
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The matte sticker on the iPhone duo has a similar effect as the nano coating on the MacBook pros. It basically turns it from looking like a vibrant screen into an old LCD screen.
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Mike Dizzll retweeted
Replying to @trentonstech
The answer is dynamic glass. Like transition lenses. Goes matte in sunlight to avoid glare, and clear in low light. I expect royalties for my idea now.
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Bruh. First off I remembered it was Ray Parker Jr, which is crazy cuz I was like 7 when this movie dropped. Crazier, why the hell was Chevy Chase in this music video? Ghostbusters and Halloween. It’s the season.
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Want an uncomfortable fact? The Vegas casinos run the same margins. Not joking.
The entire liquor industry is reliant on full blown alcoholics, people averaging 10 drinks per DAY. "The alcohol industry relies overwhelmingly on a very small group of heavy users: the top 10% of the adult population accounts for nearly 60% of all alcohol sales. • The Bottom 30%: Abstain from alcohol completely. • The Middle 30%: Drink virtually nothing (less than one drink per week). • The 7th to 9th Deciles: Moderate to steady drinkers who consume between 2 and 15 drinks per week. • The Top 10%: Consume an average of 74 drinks per week (roughly 10 drinks a day)."
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I encourage you to unfollow and unsubscribe from anyone who said the duo would be good and returns it. They’re either poor, unreliable, or untrustworthy.
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If you’re new to learning about Apple’s new foldable duo, I’d tell you to also check out Samsung z fold. However one thing people are leaving out is the fact the Samsung comes in two variants. Go check out the Fold Ultra. Check out those optimized apps, the camera dominance, the weight, and the multi taking it offers over iPhone.
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Actually think about this. Once the average person can code whatever os and app they want, all these software companies are dead. They’ll never let that happen. And the NSA won’t either.
I can’t wait til AI progresses to the level we can code our own custom OS with no ads, and no surveillance.
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I can’t wait til AI progresses to the level we can code our own custom OS with no ads, and no surveillance.
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I have two new secret accounts here in X. Doing opposite end of the spectrum social testing. It’s crazy how fast they get traction. Not troll accounts. They’re niche purpose. This will be interesting.
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We was Kings
Well well well Turns out it was actually the Gingers who built the pyramids all along
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Messing around with the duo has made me really appreciate the Samsung Fold Ultra. Better across the board besides the bloat BS. Give me Samsung hardware (cameras especially) without the bloat and it’s hard to beat. I like the tall aspect ratio over the passport wide also.
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Next Gun
Mossberg just put 20 ROUNDS OF 12 GAUGE into a short-barrel shotgun. And I have questions. The Mossberg 590RM Chisel has an 11.5-inch barrel. Magazine-fed. Folding stock. AR-style safety. And a 20-round magazine that looks completely ridiculous hanging off something this small. It's like dropping a Hellcat engine into a Mini Cooper. It shouldn't make sense. But somehow it does. And here's the part I wasn't expecting. This thing genuinely made me feel like a kid again. Every time I picked it up, I kept saying the same word. COOL. Not sophisticated. Not revolutionary. Just cool. And sometimes that's enough. Here's my question: Would you choose a compact 20-round shotgun over a traditional tube-fed shotgun? And if you're loading 20 rounds… BUCKSHOT or SLUGS? Full review on my YouTube channel.
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