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q raro me parece el gesto de pedir un cigarrillo a un desconocido en la calle, es como que yo vea a una persona comiendo chipa y le pida un pedacito JAJAJAJ era re desubicada
mmmimitan retweeted
HIJOS DE PUTA LOS ODIO, UNA PUTA HORA HACIENDO UN TEST DE MIERDA PARA K CUANDO TERMINE ME PONGA 'paga y mira tu resultado' METETE TUS TEST DE MIERDA POR EL CULO MALPARIDO SETENTA TRIPLE HIJUEPUTA, Y SI MEJOR TE METES UN PALO POR EL CULO Y DEJAS DE SER TAN HAMBREADO
mmmimitan retweeted
i love my community so goddamn much

ALT Signal Messages Apr 20, 2026 me: yep! see you there 7:32 PM Today her: Hey!! Whatcha up to this Saturday? me: Hihi! Nothing currently, but heads up I'm in surgery recovery so I'm physically inactive for the next few weeks her: Oh!! I won't lie was gonna ask if you were free for a threesome haha but I gotta come by and visit! What kinda surgery? Do you need some soup?
mmmimitan retweeted
TW: gross
Why don't vampires just find ppl on their periods & feed from there??? Why they gotta bite random unsuspecting & unwilling people's necks?
Go to a bar, sniff out the active bleeders & BOOM meal time.


























