His brain was going, too, but he didn't know it. Infinite are the mercies of God
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afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high
me: nice
afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high
me: damn haha
afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025
me: run that by me one more time afroman
what possible debate could there be? it's simple. you wipe up from the base of the shaft to your tip, not down from the tip to the base of the shaft, otherwise you'd wipe pee onto your shaft
this is actually a completely appropriate reaction for david when god does not reach his own finger down to meet his in kind
the major upside of the galaxy gas takeoff is its really easy to get nitrous canisters to make whipped cream and other molecular gastronomics now. but you have to ask for a pack while standing next to a rick and morty bong
i appreciate how they censored my story about internet drugs like it was a UK drill track
Happy Halloween! On our new episode, we’re joined by our pal @mind_probiotic to discuss Andrew Getty’s meth-induced outsider art masterpiece(?) The Evil Within.
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romance book containing "nephews to uncles" trope retweeted
Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around
purists will decry it, but the simple addition of a parry mechanic into hide-and-seek drastically increases the skill ceiling, elevating an otherwise casual-oriented playground game
this is what its like when your job is on the computer, and then after a long hard day you hurry home to get on the computer
