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Joined March 2023
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Sometimes i wonder what im doing with my life. Then i realize this is exactly where i want to be.
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>band called the 1975 >there are not 1975 members
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i love how in “white and nerdy” weird al lists off a bunch of obvious geek tropes like being a trekkie, collecting comics and action figures, coding websites with an ergonomic keyboard, and then just randomly throws in “also i have sеx with bubble wrap. yknow typical nerd stuff.”
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My earbuds are dying so sometimes they've been auto advancing videos if I move wrong and they brought me to this video
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this is godweensatan
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35 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.
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my friend downloaded this video and the video corrupted
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I am going to fucking Photos
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Pulling out my phone and showing this video to the police man that pulled up a image i posted of me next to a dead body
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ALIEN FRIEND: (texts me a timelapse video depicting the entire development of human civilization, as recorded by his species) ME: Wow. It's like watching the Mona Lisa get painted lol ALIEN FRIEND: i dont know what that is
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We've greenlit a new show with @danharmon and @JustinRoiland called Rick and Morty #hyped
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I don't care what anyone says, I think its fucked up what he did in the middle east
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Noelle and I went to the lake today and it was -12 degrees
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First look at new in-game car models from GTA 6.
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would you rather have 1 dollar or 2 dollar
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>says that opsec is a nazi dogwhistle >proceeds to say o algo in english
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do you guys think this wouldn’t have been tweeted if i wasn’t trans
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