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Sometimes i wonder what im doing with my life. Then i realize this is exactly where i want to be.
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i love how in “white and nerdy” weird al lists off a bunch of obvious geek tropes like being a trekkie, collecting comics and action figures, coding websites with an ergonomic keyboard, and then just randomly throws in “also i have sеx with bubble wrap. yknow typical nerd stuff.”
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My earbuds are dying so sometimes they've been auto advancing videos if I move wrong and they brought me to this video
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35 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.”
#TheSimpsons episode “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.
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ALIEN FRIEND: (texts me a timelapse video depicting the entire development of human civilization, as recorded by his species)
ME: Wow. It's like watching the Mona Lisa get painted lol
ALIEN FRIEND: i dont know what that is
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I don't care what anyone says, I think its fucked up what he did in the middle east









































