Ketogenic diet→
Reliance on cortisol and adrenaline →
Suppressed thyroid conversion →
Less conversion of cholesterol into free testosterone and other protective steroids →
Less spontaneous, assertive energy →
Less fights with the wife
The reason the bit works is there's a recognizable archetype of a guy who's loud about drinking black coffee, not because he enjoys it more, but because he thinks performative suffering is a badge of masculinity. The same type that brags about cold plunges, fasting, and keto.
This is so funny. He’s mocking people who don’t need everything sweet and creamy. I debated a guy about if gay babies exist. I say no. I stand corrected. This is what a gay baby looks like.
If there’s a massive supply chain breakdown and a power outage, take deep joy in knowing that Fuentes may have to go 24 hours without sugar and cream in everything he ingests.
>What's the point of paying more for organic cereal when they don't even adulterate it with ground up metallic iron filings?
Aajonus on how monkeys who eat too much fruit go on killing sprees, lol. I think the kernel of truth that he's referencing and distorting is that monkeys can get slightly drunk binging on fermented fruit, and being drunk can lead to aggression.
Apparently the primal diet where you eat raw brains is the same thing as peating where you eat gelatin & sugar. I thought they were different, but apparently it's all #DarkNutrition. By combining it all, I think I've hit on the perfect food! Am I doing this right, @SophieHaigney?
At some point I noticed that more and more people seemed to be telling me: everything you think you know about food is wrong. This led me down a rabbit hole that I’ve come to think of as “dark nutrition.” I wrote about this whole world for @NYTmag nytimes.com/2026/10/21/magaz…
Not to endorse the junk food on the left, but I feel like you could eat a ton of the leaves on the right and still not feel satiated. Plus, people who eat salad almost always put some sort of fat-based dressing on it, which would raise the calories significantly.
I like how part of her argument against the apostle Paul is calling him an ugly manlet 😭
