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Coors Light, Colorado Avalanche, 7th street burger’s biggest spender 2 years running

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Joined December 2013
Home Depot went public with fewer than 10 stores back in the day, thanks to SOX and the high costs of being a public company, better to stay private for longer, removing the ability for the every day investor to ride rocket ships
We have too few publicly traded companies
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Back where I, a man who thrives on old navy and Coors light, belong
Quarterly pilgrimage to this part of the city and in a shocking turn of events the people were annoying and pretentious!
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Quarterly pilgrimage to this part of the city and in a shocking turn of events the people were annoying and pretentious!
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Going Canadian Mode (™️) Don’t text
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When formal sources of authority cede the enforcement of a civil society, those with $ will abscond to a society of their own and pay the price to ensure its civility The losers are the good people amongst the less fortunate, economic mobility goes to 0, elite inbreeding to 100
America is about to get a lot more privatized. Private schools, private neighborhoods, private stores, private clubs around this affinity or that. Places public policy won't apply now that we've got a new public. Balkanization of everyday life.
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Summer 16 got the Battle of the Bastards and then The Winds of Winter in a 7 day span in the middle of June Nobody knew what AI was Do you know how good life must have been?
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Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent part eleventybillion But critical theory doesn’t see the guilty, only the supposed systems that put them in place And those “systems” can be repurposed infinite ways to support the actions that advance the critical theorists goals
I have been waiting 24 years for my neighbor David Westerfield to be executed for the kidnapping and murder of my 7-year-old neighbor, Danielle van Dam. And now thanks to @GavinNewsom, it looks like it will never happen. I was 13 when he abducted her from her bedroom in the middle of the night in 2002. I would never equate what I experienced with what her family suffered, but Danielle's murder devastated our whole neighborhood, and me personally. I was a sensitive kid and it was a major contributor to my mental health decline in adolescence. In the 20 days between her disappearance and his arrest, I developed insomnia and spent those nights walking around the house checking the locks on the doors and windows. I followed the trial closely. As we learned the horrific details, I couldn't stop thinking about what she endured during the 3 days he had her. Her body was found dumped off the side of a road 25 days after she went missing. It was too decomposed to test for sexual assault, but we all knew that's why he took her. He was also convicted of possessing child sexual abuse material found on his computer. There was never any doubt about Westerfield's guilt. There was an abundance of forensic evidence, including her blood on his clothing and in his motorhome. In 2019, the California Supreme Court unanimously upheld his conviction and death sentence. Shortly afterward, Newsom imposed his moratorium. And now he does THIS. California voters rejected abolishing the death penalty in both 2012 and 2016, and even voted to expedite executions. All these years, I've held on to the hope that someone would eventually take office who respected the will of California voters and would allow these sentences to be carried out. It's especially insulting to hear Newsom go on about morality, as if he is morally superior to those of us whose lives were affected by these heinous crimes and who want to see the perpetrators brought to justice. I'm hoping the California Supreme Court can stop Westerfield's commutation.
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The fact that I can’t convince my wife to watch Game of Thrones with me, knowing that she’s never seen it, is just insanity
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Before you evaluate any political (or business or anything) claim on the internet, ask yourself: Does the person making the claim stand to benefit financially from making the claim? If yes, then be suspicious, anyways the answer is yes 99.9% of the time
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Surely this company with execs in the industry for 20 years don’t know any of their competitors… let’s build Competitive Landscape slides with extremely basic info on the competitors from Google to show how qualified we are
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FYI this is the Laffer Curve and high-comp employees shifting from $ to non comp corporate perks
Son went tricky treating with his cousin; learned today son traded away much of the candy to his cousin he knows *we* like (chocolate) to minimize his parental candy tax burden, exchanging it for stuff he knows we don’t like (airheads, sour patch kids, etc)
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Kids in my fantasy football league won’t stop “GG’s” to each other and it’s making me want to vomit Men in our 30’s should not adopt TikTok speak
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hairline’s pretty good for a 100 year old
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JESS MCCLAIN STEALS SECOND 🥈 Wow! Jess McClain with a massive kick at the end of the race to close the gap on Sheila Chepkirui and Hellen Obiri, beating Obiri in the end by one second with a time of 2:24:42. She has become the first American to secure an auto qualifier to the 2028 Olympics with her finish., FloTrack's #NYCMarathon coverage is presented by @SauconyRacing
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My takeaway every marathon Sunday: don’t take yourself seriously, take what you do and care about seriously
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Wedding ring fell off at some point in the last 6 hours. This blows and tbh I’m pretty crushed about it 6 months has never fallen off, went to take my dog out and noticed it was gone
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Remembering Halloween 2017 after I bought a house in the suburbs and bought 3lbs of candy and then no kids came by Still mad
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NYC’s most Chicago coded bar, the most beautiful day of all time, and marathon Sunday tomorrow Sky high vibes
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Ahh yes let’s regurgitate the potential client’s own market research slides into our own fun new slides (they had 3 we need 12) to show that we too think they are in a good industry and would be happy to sell their fabulous company
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Poking around Zillow and see my house in FL I sold in 2021 is back up for sale but they Millennial Murdered it. I’m gonna be sick
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