jared · Jun 6, 2026 · 1:19 AM UTC

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jared@miserableflopJun 6

wait let me fix my glasses!

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taylor · Oct 31, 2026 · 10:41 PM UTC

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taylor@WUYANGIST22h

average ana experience:

faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 31

A gorilla just threw my grandma against the wall so hard she turned into a puddle

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jared · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:23 PM UTC

jared@miserableflop4h

oh okay

izhaan@IzhaasaysOct 30

nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane

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?¿ · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:27 AM UTC

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?¿@ellsewhen19h

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macaulay cockin · Oct 31, 2026 · 4:50 PM UTC

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macaulay cockin@gardenoutroOct 31

second pic cunty asf 😭

Speed⭐️

@ishowspeedsuiOct 31

hey, im miles morales 🕸️🕷️

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jared · Nov 1, 2026 · 3:27 PM UTC

jared@miserableflop5h

the amount of thirst traps on here this morning is glorious and I’ve liked them all

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coral *paws at you* · Oct 31, 2026 · 6:47 PM UTC

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coral *paws at you*@jarofcoralOct 31

*does not paw at you*

Image from coral *paws at you* (@jarofcoral)

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hamoody · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:46 AM UTC

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hamoody@not_7amoodi16h

You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.

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(ryn) · Oct 31, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC

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(ryn)@yujil04stOct 31

i love oomf so much..

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Jalen’s Rose · Nov 1, 2026 · 3:24 AM UTC

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Jalen’s Rose@blonddtyler17h

howd i do? #Halloween

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W2 · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:46 AM UTC

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W2@_2leaf11h

Who let it out of Caria Manor bro

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR18h

Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC

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Pop Base · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:18 AM UTC

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Pop Base

@PopBase16h

2 years ago today, Ethel Cain released ‘Punish.’

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bilatinman kio · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:29 AM UTC

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bilatinman kio@kzzrttt16h

it finally happened: i had an amazing night out and made a wonderful new friend with similar music tastes only to find out that we have eachother mutually blocked on twitter

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jared · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:52 PM UTC

jared@miserableflop6h

god I love fall

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jared · Nov 1, 2026 · 12:40 PM UTC

jared@miserableflop8h

the wrath of my 5 month old kitten experiencing daylight saving time ending for the first time in her life rn

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Farah Sadek · Oct 30, 2026 · 9:04 PM UTC

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Farah Sadek@rhythmnbIoomsOct 30

“Girl, fuck off” When I was nine, someone said that

Variety

@VarietyOct 30

Noah Wyle Says Eddie Murphy Told Him to 'F--- Off' When He Was 9 Years Old, So 'The Pitt' Star Always Signs Autographs for Kids Now variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…