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Dan's Cousin. Cubs, Longhorns, Cowboys*. If I see you with an upside down hat it’s hands on sight. Hold the DIII record for most missed FGs in a career.

Winchestertonfieldville, Tx
Joined July 2011
Don't let the @Cubs win tonight. (Kevin Millar voice)
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I hope all these kids are having the worst life ever. Especially that fat boy.
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Cowboys Fans are the only Fanbase that is not allowed to be happy after a Win.
Cowboys celebrating after beating the Eagles junior varsity team
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Every Tool song ever made
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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Stump The Schwab will not be renewed for another season by ESPN after finishing up its 4th season less a month ago. The show had 80 episodes in total staring Howie Schwab and host Stuart Scott.
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The Dallas Cowboys play football today.
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Ryan Wingo has always been our guy huh?
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When you realize the boys have reached flow state ❤️🤘🏾
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Yea he may have some down sides but yall can genuinely stfu when it comes down to it, mfer wins big games!
In his year and a half as the Texas starter, Arch Manning has beaten: No. 6 Oklahoma No. 9 Vanderbilt No. 3 Texas A&M No. 18 Michigan No. 1 Ohio State No. 14 Tennessee No. 7 Ole Miss
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Me, walking into Matt’s El Rancho today.
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Hang it in the Louvre, this is the hardest DKR photo we will ever get
🤖 Made with AI
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Goodnight, y’all. Onto Mississippi State.
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Cody Campbell didn’t mince words when talking about our matchup with Cincinnati for this upcoming season 👀 In the Texas Tech documentary, Campbell mentions how we haven’t forgotten about what Cincinnati did with Brendan Sorsby and the gambling saga. He states, “When we’re up by 40 and still throwing the ball in the quarter… that’s where the retribution will come.” This should be fun 👀🍿
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Victory Sunday🤘
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Texas Longhorns until I die
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You a-holes almost made Kalani cry? Dude isn’t even my coach and I’d run through walls for Kalani Sitake.
Nine years ago, Kalani Sitake was brought nearly to tears when almost no fans showed up for his weekly football show amidst a seven-game losing streak. Now, BYU football is No. 2 in the country. What a story. (h/t @BYUAllBlue, @olyjake3)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kalani isn’t crying because no fans showed up for his weekly show. He’s crying because the audience that attended that night was his family, close friends, and his own players. It states this directly in this video itself. x.com/byuallblue/sta…
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Longhorn Saturdays and Cowboy Sundays
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