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Biochemist. Forensic Scientist. ME investigator. Your white feminism will kill us all. @drmariamitchell.bsky.social

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Joined December 2016
Distraction post: Remember the beginning of the pandemic how scared and lonely it was? Time to batten down the hatches again. Here is an hour and a half train ride through a gorge: youtube.com/watch?v=YpcJ6jJl…
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I drove an hour to give a presentation, then drove home and hour back. I was going to do so much working out tonight, but after a run to the store I am so damn tired. Jury duty day sucked the life out of me.
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The internet has had a couple of questions about the scarf and pocket square I designed... So, I wanted to share my inspirations with you!! Please enjoy: 🧵1/2
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I honestly thought Stacy Keach died years ago.
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I find it so interesting when the algorithm does this:
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feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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This isn't a millennial thing...
Saying my number twice when I leave a voicemail
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JD Vance thinks you should have to speak English to receive care at a hospital. Wait until he hears about neonatal intensive care units. The audacity of those babies expecting care when they don’t even speak the language.
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Mary Shelley and the Bronte sisters say hi.
Replying to @carly_dani_
1850 called they want you to research how many female authors there were 200 years ago.
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Ellen Barkin lasted longer than I thought she would but now she is out there being an asshole.
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Party lines. I remember picking up the phone at my grams and being able to listen in on other people's conversations.
“ Don’t use that phone before 9pm. Think of the minutes!”
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Trauma can literally alter DNA for generations. But you do you boo.
Replying to @carly_dani_
"After centuries of-" Stop, right there. The people involved haven't been around for centuries. This whole discourse started over a book that is assigned to eleven year old kids. They only know right now. Hypothetical privileges from past generations don't mean a thing to them.
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Only reason Men have the small amount of decency that they have is due to their mitochondrial DNA.
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Encyclopaedia Britannica choosing violence before lunch
MTV debuted closer to Pearl Harbor than to today.
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snafu = a situation marked by errors or confusion ‘Snafu’ comes from WW2 and is an acronym for “Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.” fubar = thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged, or ruined 'Fubar' stands for “F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition.” We hope this isn’t either.
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Just a side note: We get a fair number of cases every month from people refusing to use walking aids and thinking they can make it to the bathroom by themselves without telling anyone. Use the cane and the walker.
Walking around with this cane is some kinda horseshit. So weird, awkward. I’m refusing to be embarrassed by it but I’m teetering on that aspect.
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Gen X out here aging like a sorcerer gave them powers while the socialists I run into here look 45 at 25.
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Hopper's Apartment Houses (1923) examines urban residences near the East River, using angled window views to probe privacy across floors. He flattens walls and fire escapes into a grid, showing how vertical living compresses individuality into repetition. #artbots #hopper
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Rep Lauren Underwood out here making beautiful pocket squares while also being one of the most effective Congressmembers.
Leadership election season - Rep. Lauren Underwood is passing out silk scarves and pocket squares she designed to members as she runs for vice chair
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The Blacklist: I was so looking forward to the take down of Tom Connelly and the writing was so lazy. This entire conspiracy thing is stupid.
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There is no way they would let Ressler look for lizzy. The entire task force would be home on leave. We had a case here where the detective in charge's ex-wifes friend from years ago was a suspect in something and they wouldn't let him anywhere near the case.
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Funny how when you start going through the follow list of DSA folks there are always Maga folks hiding in there.
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