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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
Async is not about *performance*—it is about *scalability*. Let your friends know, √
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This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political. I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth. This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
Amazon is a billion-dollar company. The idea that it will receive hundreds of millions of dollars in tax breaks at a time when our subway is crumbling and our communities need MORE investment, not less, is extremely concerning to residents here.
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So I've been working on a node.js codebase for a couple of days now and, without any sarcasm, how do people that start with that *want* to stay in the industry? It's a language that sets up traps, watches you fall into them and then points and laughs hysterically
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
Roelofje is als kind niet ingeënt en de gevolgen waren groot. Ze wil een gezicht geven aan de vaccinatiediscussie. "Mensen zien niet wat er kan gebeuren." ▶️ eenvandaag.avrotros.nl/item/…
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
My video course intro to CQRS and Event Sourcing is finally finished. The "early access" price goes up tomorrow so if you're interested, check it out today. Includes fully-functioning web-app source and private chat access eventsourcery.com #CQRS #EventSourcing #PHP
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
I am genuinely sorry for making this
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
new zine: Bite Size Linux!! It's a collection of the Linux comics I've been posting to Twitter for the last few weeks. Early access is $10 -- get it at gum.co/bite-size-linux ♥
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
We completed our #ludumdare game! ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/… It's typing + platformer. We named it "Super Typo Sisters". We did art, sound, music, code, etc. We would have loved one more day to make content though! Our team was @mitchellvanw, @Danielle_McCool, and my kid did music.
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
Hey, @Atlassian you condescending pricks. I use a PW manager. Don't blame your users for your horrible sign in system. I have no clue what my PW is because they are GENERATED. Do you really think my PW manager suddenly "forgot" one of the logins? So who is to blame...?
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
I am extremely disappointed in the FCC decision to remove the #NetNeutrality protections. We'll continue to work with our peers, partners and customers to find ways to ensure an open and fair internet that can continue to drive massive innovation. xitter.cf/netflix/status/9413738…
We’re disappointed in the decision to gut #NetNeutrality protections that ushered in an unprecedented era of innovation, creativity & civic engagement. This is the beginning of a longer legal battle. Netflix stands w/ innovators, large & small, to oppose this misguided FCC order.
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"We stood there crying—filming with tears rolling down our cheeks." on.natgeo.com/2AFPHJu
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Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
This article is a giant truth bomb. xitter.cf/carolineggordon/status…
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Mitchell van Wijngaarden retweeted
Please RETWEET if you agree that President Trump MUST BE IMPEACHED now that he has unilaterally fired the man investigating him for treason.
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