MixMorris

Sorry Kathy but you'll be receiving a cease-and-desist from my legal team shortly

Thanks for the scrap metal YouTube, can’t wait to melt it down and make something that will get me demonetized

The OmniMorris

God bless America for microwaveable taco pizza pockets

Some special MixMorris Valentine’s Day cards, from me to you ❤️ Make sure to send them to the ones you love and care for the most

In the end, both teams won the Super Bowl because they had fun and tried their best

John Carmack:”where are we going to store the data for DOOM? We can’t just embed it in the executable!!” John Romero: “I don’t know fuckwad you were supposed to figure that out” John Carmack: “wait, say that again” John Romero: “I don’t know fuckwa-“ John Carmack: “I got it!”

Remember it’s No Shave November which means you can’t shave this month or else you’ll be killed by the CIA

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